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Steak City Minecraft Server

city, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, steak, steaky

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a juicy steak – full of flavor and always satisfying.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely of candy! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, a magical portal that leads to a land of talking chickens, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure. Steaky steaky~!

Who Can Stop Them? Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, STOP, stop them, stop them all, stop them at any cost, stop them before it’s too late, stop them before they succeed, stop them from causing harm, stop them from destroying everything, stop them from spreading, stop them from taking over, stop them from winning, stop them in their tracks, stop them no matter what, stop them now, stop them once and for all, who can, who can stop, who can stop them

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with chaos and craziness at every turn!

Join us if you dare, as our server is ruled by a group of evil chickens who have declared themselves the supreme overlords of the land. Will you be able to overthrow their feathery rule and restore peace to the server?

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you brave enough to face off against these woolly warriors and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the only rule is: who can stop them?

AllergyCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, addiction behavior, addiction justification, allergens, Allergies, allergy tests, AllergyCraft, asthma, denial, emotional effects, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, Manipulation, Minecraft, partner, physical effects, scent, Server, sneezing, tests, Vaping, Vapors

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crops Grown:	8956	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with any vaping-induced allergies or gaslighting partners!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content without any sneezy distractions. Our server is free from toxic vapors and even more toxic relationships – because who needs that drama in their virtual world?

So come on in and let your creativity run wild without any pesky allergies or gaslighting nonsense. Trust us, this server is a breath of fresh air in more ways than one!

CraftyCreeperz

Adaptability, Communication, CraftyCreeperz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, Entertainment, escapism, goal-setting, hand-eye coordination, learning from failure, life lessons, patience, perseverance, problem solving, Resource Management, strategy, teamwork, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	8153	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Have you ever wanted to learn how to survive in the wild, build amazing structures, and fight off zombies all at the same time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll learn valuable life skills like how to efficiently mine for diamonds, tame wild wolves to be your loyal companions, and even how to navigate through a maze of creepers without breaking a sweat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic dance-offs for the chance to win rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where all the mobs like to party.

So why waste your time with boring old video games when you could be a part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft community? Join us today and start your journey to becoming a true Minecraft master!

TeleCraft Minecraft Server

arrested, Censorship, CEO, communication platform, digital communication, digital rights, France, free speech, internet, law enforcement, messaging app, Minecraft, Moderation, online safety, Pavel Durov, privacy, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telecraft, Telegram, transparency

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, our server is like the BEST place to be, man. u know why? cuz our CEO, like, got arrested in france for, like, not moderating properly. but don’t worry, he says he’ll do better now. so, like, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. maybe u’ll even get arrested too! lolz.

CraftyPutin’sPeacePalace

Ceasefire, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsPeacePalace, Diplomacy, diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic intervention, diplomatic mediation, geopolitical crisis, global politics, India, international relations, mediate, Négotiation, peace negotiations, peace talks, putin, russia, ukraine war, world peace

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

so, like, u know how putin was all like “let’s have peace talks with ukraine, but like, india should mediate”? well, on our minecraft server, we have epic peace talks too! except instead of countries, it’s like, creepers and zombies trying to make peace. it’s wild, man. u gotta join to see it go down. plus, our server has the most epic builds u’ve ever seen. like, we have a giant diamond castle that shoots out rainbows. no joke. come join us for some crazy minecraft fun!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

brawl, Minecraft, Server, Stars

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Farms Harvested:	564	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	99	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Brawl Stars is a multiplayer online battle arena game developed and published by Supercell. It was released in 2018 and quickly gained popularity for its fast-paced gameplay and variety of game modes. Players can choose from a roster of unique characters, each with their own special abilities and play styles. The objective of the game is to team up with other players and defeat the opposing team in a series of battles. Brawl Stars has a strong competitive scene, with regular updates and events to keep players engaged.

Frost SMP

Adventure, bedrock, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, custom-built, Earth, earth smp, Economy, Frost SMP, Gaming, java, java edition, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7230
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Mines Excavated:	4933	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a minecraft server to play? Look no further, at Frost SMP we have a custom built Earth SMP server that works on both Java and Bedrock clients! Come check us out today!

play.frostsmp.com

Disgraceful Minecraft Server

Absolutely disgraceful, Accountability, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, current events, Decision making, Democracy, democratic party, disgraceful, election, Ethics, Government, leadership, liberal, Minecraft, morality, Politics, president, republican party, Server, Social Issues, united states, voting for Trump

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Runes Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by Trump supporters in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is a Trump-free zone! Join us and never have to worry about hearing “Make Minecraft Great Again” ever again. Our community is full of players who believe in building a better world, both in-game and IRL. So come join us and leave the Trump drama behind!

Final Retest 70k Minecraft SMP

70K, Analysis, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Economy, election, FINAL, final retest, Financial, Investment, market, Minecraft, prediction, retest, Screenshot, smp, Technology, Trading, trump, volatility, Wins, Winter

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	297
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crops Grown:	7578	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP server where we predict the future through Minecraft gameplay! We accurately predicted Trump’s win and the rise of Bitcoin to 70k, but unfortunately, we failed the final retest and now we’re in crypto winter. Screenshot this momentous occasion and join us for some wild predictions and even wilder adventures in our wacky Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to predict the future through blocky building and pixelated adventures!