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RapeCraft Minecraft Server

Absurdity, boundary-pushing humor, comedic violence, controversial, controversial humor, dark comedy, dark humor, dark satire, edgy comedy, fictional characters, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive humor, rape, RapeCraft, satire, Server, shock factor, shock value, taboo, twisted humor, twisted scenarios

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	488004
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of character roleplay (just don’t ask us which character raping her would be funniest, because that’s a whole other level of weird).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you stand on top of the chicken’s head and do the chicken dance, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up before you. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Piggyback Gang, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses and leather jackets, causing chaos wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously hilarious shenanigans.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and outrageous stories you’ll uncover along the way? Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

ParentalFavoritismMCServer

balancing priorities, Communication, desire for attention, emotional needs, family dynamics, Family Support, feeling invisible, feeling neglected, feeling overlooked, Guilt, Loneliness, Maturity, neglect, parental attention, parental involvement, ParentalFavoritismMCServer, Sacrifices, self-sufficiency, sibling care, sibling needs, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone gets the attention they deserve! Are you tired of feeling like the “glass kid” in your family? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the diamond kid! 💎

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual family who will always be there to support you, unlike those pesky parents who can’t even make it to your school play. 🎭

On our server, you can be the star of the show every day and never have to worry about being neglected or feeling invisible. Plus, our virtual parents will never tell you that you’re being selfish for wanting a little attention. 🌟

So come on over and let us show you what it’s like to be the center of the universe in our Minecraft world. Who needs real parents when you have a whole virtual family waiting to shower you with love and attention? 😂✨

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, Childhood, CraftyParents, Experience, family dynamics, growing up, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Listening, Maturity, Minecraft, parents, perspective, realization, Reflection, Server, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3584
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Remember when your parents used to tell you to eat your vegetables because they would make you big and strong? Well, they were right! And just like how veggies are essential for your physical growth, this Minecraft server is essential for your gaming growth.

Join our server and watch as your Minecraft skills grow faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server using diamonds and dragon eggs.

So why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to be a part of it. We have more rare loot than a chest in a jungle temple, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget.

Don’t be a noob and miss out on all the fun. Join our server today and start building your Minecraft empire like a boss. Your parents were right about eating your veggies, and they’re right about joining this server too. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GazaCraft: IDF vs Hamas

CASUALTIES, Combat, Commando, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, gallant, Gaza City, GazaCraft, Hamas, idf, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mission, Operation, palestine, special forces, terrorists, violence

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

lol join this epic minecraft server where we go on missions like IDF commandos in Gaza City but without the real danger cuz we respawm lol. we take down 60% of the evil hamas terrorists and save the day like true heroes. come join the fun and be a part of our epic battles, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. who needs real life when you can have all the action and excitement in this crazy minecraft world? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Welcome to GALESTA where you can semi-roleplay vanilla magic to build nations!

BUILD, Classes, combat system, Community, Discord, Galesta, History, Ip:, Items, Lore, Magic, Map, Minecraft, nation, Nation building, Nations, Professions, Semi Vanilla, Semiroleplay, Server, Unique, Vanilla, Wars, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Galesta Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Combat System	12 unique classes and items for customization
	Build nations and engage in wars
Map Size	20K x 20K custom painted map
Rich History	Community with lore and history
Custom Items & Professions	Create professions and form communities

FAQ:

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this is a completely unique and unmodded Minecraft server.

Q: How can I customize my combat style?

A: Choose from 12 unique classes and items to tailor your combat experience.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can build nations and engage in wars with other players.

Q: Is the map custom made?

A: Yes, the server features a 20K x 20K world painted map created by the server team.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Connect to IP: PLAY.GALESTA.COM

Q: Where can I find more information or connect with the community?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/aVqQzbUQfN

MineCraftyThrowback Server

MineCraftyThrowback, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Crops Grown:	4692
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, battle against hordes of zombie llamas, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the party never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ResignCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, controversy, decision, Democrat, Government, influence, Jack Posobiec, joe biden, leadership, Minecraft, News, obama, policy, Politics, power, president, REPUBLICAN, resignation, ResignCraft, Server, us politics, washington dc, White House

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4390	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ores Mined:	8017	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mines Excavated:	3447	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life llama (delivered straight to your door, no joke), and every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with villagers as the DJs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

Careless, CouchPotatoCraft, dads house, family, full-time, Girlfriend, guests, Hawaii, Lease, legal advice., Minecraft, move in, new couch, Property, Red wine, roommate, ruined couch, Server, Sorry., State, Tenant, UNFAIR, wine spill

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Are you tired of dealing with careless roommates and their messy partners? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no spilled wine on your virtual couches, only epic adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and escape the drama of real life roommates who invite their clumsy girlfriends to move in without your consent. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone ruining it with red wine spills. Plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll never have to deal with awkward roommate confrontations again.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs roommates when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyDayz Minecraft Server

CraftyDayz, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in our weekly “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

CreeperCatastrophe

Adversity, bad experience, Challenges, Character development, CreeperCatastrophe, Disappointment, Failure, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, learning, life lessons, MISTAKES, Pain, personal growth, regret, resilience, Sadness, Self Discovery, setbacks, Struggle, tough times

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9763
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7204
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the exhilarating thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the chicken onslaught, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pet llama that can shoot fireballs from its eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embrace the chaos!