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BlockyBants: NSFW Edition

Adult, BlockyBants, Confidential, Edition, explicit, fun fact, INTIMATE, Mature, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, Provocative, REVEALING, RISQUE, secret, seductive, spicy, tantalizing, titillating

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7465
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Potions Brewed:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and let your NSFW flag fly high!

We’ve got a secret underground club where players can share their most scandalous NSFW fun facts about themselves. From skydiving naked to accidentally setting their house on fire while trying to cook a gourmet meal, our players have done it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Pantsless Parade,” where players strip down to their undies and march through the virtual streets in a celebration of freedom and silliness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – and maybe your pants too!

DonetskCraft: S-300 Smackdown

air defense, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, donetsk, Donetsk oblast, DonetskCraft, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Military, military intervention, missile defense, Russian, S-300 system, S300, SECURITY, SmackDown, Syrskyi, Syrskyi statement, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine be hitting Russian S-300 systems in Donetsk Oblast?! Like, bruh, that’s some next level PvP action right there! Join our server and be a part of the epic battle between Ukraine and Russia, except it’s in Minecraft and there are no real consequences, just a whole lotta fun!

We got players building giant S-300 systems and launching missiles at each other, all in the name of good ol’ fashioned chaos. Plus, our admin Syrskyi is like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and making sure everyone has a blast. Literally, there are explosions everywhere, it’s lit!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of international conflict in the safety of your own blocky world. Who needs real world drama when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

WhovianCraft: Uniting Differences

acceptance, British, Character development, compassion, Differences, different people, Diversity, dr who, Empathy, friendship, good qualities, lessons, life lessons, morality, relationships, Sci Fi, Teaches, television, time travel, Understanding, Uniting, VALUES, WhovianCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so like, imagine a minecraft server where dr. who is the mayor and he teaches us all about finding good qualities in different people. like, he’s got this crazy TARDIS that can teleport you to different dimensions within the game. one time, he took us to a dimension where everything was made out of candy and we had to fight off evil gummy bears. it was wild, man.

plus, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who help us mine for diamonds. they’re like our little buddies, always cracking jokes and making us laugh.

and get this, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where we all dance the night away and battle it out in epic dance-offs. it’s a blast, trust me.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then join us and let dr. who show you the way to finding the good in everyone. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

OpioidCraft: Isoform Inhibitors

Chronic pain, chronic pain treatment, drug development, drug safety, effective treatment, inhibitors, Isoform, medical breakthrough, Medical research, opioid inhibitors, opioid safety, opioid therapy, OpioidCraft, opioids, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pharmaceuticals, protein isoform inhibitors, protein therapy, research, safer opioids, Therapy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da craziest stuff goin on, like seriously bro. we got protein isoform inhibitors all up in dis place, makin opioids safer and more effective for chronic pain. like, who knew minecraft could be so scientific, amirite?

join us and be part of da revolution in pain management, u won’t regret it. plus, we got like, secret underground labs where we experiment with all sorts of crazy stuff, it’s like a mad scientist’s dream come true.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and let’s make minecraft history together, one protein inhibitor at a time. let’s get lit, fam!

SPERMACRAFT Minecraft server

anti cheat, anti-xer, banner, best, description, develop, LARGEST, Launch, minecraft server, Play, Project, Server, SPERMACRAFT

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Farms Harvested:	886	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

This server is the largest and currently the best project you can imagine.The server has just launched, play and developAnti-cheat and anti-xer are present.

ru4.mineserv.su:27292

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

be like, Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, English speakers, Expressions, funny, humor, Language, LolCraft, might start dicking around, Minecraft, misunderstandings, native speakers, non-native speakers, Server, Slang, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness English speakers trying to communicate in Minecraft chat like “OMG, I found a creeper, LOL” or “BRB, gotta go mine some obsidian, TTYL.” It’s a hilarious mess that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also known for hosting epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players ride chickens through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes. And let’s not forget about our legendary TNT cannon battles, where chaos reigns supreme and explosions are the name of the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Biden’s Bedlam Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Bedlam, biden, Bidens, commentary, criticism, current events, Failing.., Government, Incompetence, joe biden, leadership, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, reaction, Server, shitting the bed, social media, tfw, Video, viral

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7966
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	560
Void Gems Collected:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Once upon a time, Joe Biden decided to take a break from politics and try his hand at Minecraft. Little did he know, he would stumble upon our server and completely lose his mind. Watch as he tries to build a wall around his base, only to have it blown up by a creeper.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon, challenging players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ExHubbyNoVacay Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, cruise vacation, Divorce, emotional affair, ExHubbyNoVacay, family vacation, healing, marriage proposal, Minecraft, open marriage, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, second chance, self-care, Server, single parenting, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex-husband’s emotional affair? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

We offer a unique experience where you can open up your Minecraft world just like John wanted to open up his marriage. Who needs monogamy when you can have multiple bases and alliances in the game?

Reconnect with old friends (or enemies) on our server and see if you can build something new together, just like this 37F did with her ex-husband. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up getting back together in the game and building a virtual family.

But beware, just like in real life, things can get heated on our server. From accusations of not having enough time for your Minecraft partner to heated discussions about moving in together, you’ll experience it all.

So join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

HubbyCheckBeforePlans

abusive behavior, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, control, Double-checking, Exclusivity, friendship, HubbyCheckBeforePlans, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, Motherhood, parenting, partner, Plans, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mines Excavated:	1632	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where checking in with your husband is not only encouraged, it’s a requirement! Why? Because we believe in the power of communication and making sure your loved ones know where you are at all times, just like in real life!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, but make sure to always inform your husband before embarking on any quests. Who knows, he might even join in on the fun and bring snacks for everyone!

Forget about creepy friends who don’t understand the importance of letting your partner know your every move. Here, we support healthy relationships and making sure no one gets lost in a ditch while exploring the virtual world.

So come on, join our server and show Amy that checking in with your husband is not only normal, it’s essential for a happy and safe gaming experience. Plus, who wouldn’t want a friend who brings snacks and always has your back? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together!

NoSecondDate Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mistakes, dating red flags, dating stories, dating tips, deal breakers, first date, first impressions, Minecraft, NoSecondDate, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, second date, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	5760	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of boring first dates that end in awkward goodbyes and no second date in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love and adventure!

Picture this: you and your date are exploring the vast world of our server, mining diamonds and building epic structures together. But then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers ambush you both and you have to work together to survive. The adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping death will bond you two like never before.

Or how about this scenario: you and your date stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot, but before you can celebrate, a horde of zombies appears. You both fight bravely, back to back, until the sun rises and the zombies are defeated. The sense of accomplishment will make you realize that this person is a keeper.

So why settle for boring first dates when you can have unforgettable adventures on our Minecraft server? Join now and find your player two!