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Kino In-Spite Minecraft SMP

Apprentice, artistic choice, baldness, behaviour, Darth Vader, Deals, exaggerated, film stock, FILTERS, Funeral, Genetic, Hypocrite, inspite, Kino, liposuction, mentor, Minecraft, narrative thesis, outlandish, Roy Cohn, savage state of nature, smp, subjective truth, trump, winning, wordplay

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to jump right in!

Picture this: Trump and Roy Cohn as master and apprentice, but in Minecraft form. Trump starts off as a noob, but thanks to Roy’s teachings, he becomes the ultimate shark in the game. And just like in the movie, Roy mysteriously disappears halfway through, only to show up later dying of Minecraft AIDS. Trump, being the savage he is, abandons him immediately. Talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Imagine a scene where Roy Cohn’s funeral is happening while Trump is getting liposuctioned and having a scalp reduction to hide his baldness. It’s like a Minecraft version of Darth Vader’s funeral, but way more epic.

And let’s not forget about the insane wordplay and belief in doing anything to win. Truth is just a lower case word, subjective and up for grabs. It’s a savage state of nature in this Minecraft world, where only the most ruthless players come out on top.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles, then join our SMP now! Who needs accuracy when you have this much fun? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

audience misbehavior, audience misbehavior incidents, bad viewer behavior, bad viewer conduct, Corner, CREEPERS, degenerate behavior, degenerate viewer actions, disrespectful behavior from viewers, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful viewer behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate conduct from viewers, inappropriate viewer behavior, Minecraft, Server, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable behavior from viewers, unruly behavior, unruly viewer behavior, viewer misconduct, viewer misconduct incidents

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	856486
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Get ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Our players are so wild, they once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! But that’s not all, our community is so crazy that one time, someone dressed up as a creeper and tried to blow up the entire server – luckily, they only managed to blow up their own house! If you’re looking for non-stop laughs and epic fails, then this is the place for you. Join us now and see just how degenerate things can get!

CEO’s Life Ruined Minecraft SMP

C-list, CEO, CEO erotica, ceos, Destroying, EMBARRASSING, EXPOSED, hilarious, INFORMATION, jerkwad, leaked, Life, likes, Minecraft, Personal, Private, Public, public life, reputation, right wing, ruined, scandal, scandalous, smp, tumblr

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Votes:	8638
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5163	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can take down C-List CEOs in the most hilarious way possible? Join our server and uncover the scandalous secrets of these right-wing jerkwads! We’ve got CEOs who are into CEO erotica and we’re ready to expose their Tumblr likes to the world. Join us for some reputation-destroying fun and let’s ruin some public lives together! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Ugly Characters Minecraft Server

character design, Characters, cheer up, Classic Characters, Entertainment, escapism, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, iconic characters, lara croft, Minecraft, new vidya, Nostalgia, Server, strong female characters, Ugly, ugly characters, Video game characters, video games, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of looking at those blocky, pixelated characters in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can play as the one and only Lara Croft! That’s right, say goodbye to Steve and Alex, and hello to the ultimate badass tomb raider.

Join our server for the chance to explore ancient temples, battle evil villains, and raid tombs just like Lara herself. Who needs diamonds when you can find priceless artifacts and treasure instead?

So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can channel your inner Lara Croft and embark on epic adventures? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Slavs Germs Nords Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, Cultural differences, cultural identity, demographics, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, European, geography, germs, heritage, History, Minecraft, Nationality, Nords, regional identity, slavs, smp, social perceptions, societal labels, Stereotypes, Western Europe

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6490	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve got a wild mix of slavs, germs, and nords running around causing chaos and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

Join us if you want to witness a slav riding a polar bear into battle against a germ riding a giant sausage. Or how about a nord building a castle made entirely out of meatballs? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, known for your epic battles and insane builds. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Ancient Races Minecraft Server

#Finns, Ancestry, Ancient, ancient civilizations, arab, crackers, Devils, Extinct, greece, History, Korean, larp, man, meds, migrated, Migration, Minecraft, Mythology, oldest races, Original Finns, Races, Rome, Server, yakub spawn

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient history of the Korean and Finnish races! Did you know that original Finns looked like mediterranean or Arab people? It’s true! They either became extinct or traveled to establish Rome or Greece – talk about world domination! And those crackers who larp as them? Just spawn devils created by Yakub himself!

Join our server for a chance to uncover the secrets of these ancient civilizations and maybe even unlock hidden powers within yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while mining for diamonds! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP – Western VTubers Thread

Aggie, Brown Eyes Edition, chickens, cytube, discord drama, English Speaking VTubers, koikatsu cards, Minecraft, ref sheets, smp, Thread, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitter Drama, vtuber clips, vtuber community, VTuber content, vtuber discussion, vtuber drama, vtuber threads, Vtubers, Western, western vtubers, wvt

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to the Brown Eyes Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground chicken fight club run by VTubers. Bet on your favorite feathered fighter and watch them peck their way to victory! – Our server is haunted by a ghostly Koikatsu card that roams the land, challenging players to duels with their customized characters. Will you be able to defeat the spooky specter? – The Ref Sheets are actually ancient scrolls that hold the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Collect them all and become the ultimate Minecraft master! – We have a Tiermaker challenge where players must rank their favorite VTubers in order to gain access to a secret realm filled with riches and rare loot. Choose wisely, or face the consequences! – And last but not least, our Cytube watchalong is a virtual movie night where players gather to watch the most bizarre and hilarious videos on the internet. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt!

So come join us on the Brown Eyes Edition Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

RIP World Minecraft server

action, Behavior, Buildings, Community, Creative, fencing, freedom, Gaming, Groups, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, RIP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Greetings. This server was created to look at the behavior of players with complete freedom of action. On this server you can do anything from fencing to amazing buildings. The size of the world is 10k by 10k blocks, this limitation was created to encourage players to join groups. No privates or regions, the server is as vanilla as possible. Do whatever your heart desires on RIP World!

45.93.200.30:25590

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Company, countdown, don quixote, download links, e.g.o, Ego, extractions, FAQs, Full-Stopped By A Bullet, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Manager Of La Manchaland, Masquerade, merry go round, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Dreaming, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, tutorial, Useful resources, Walpurgisnacht, Yi Sang

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Dreaming and try to keep your sanity intact.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line for a trip through the Masquerade and the Merry Go Round, where things get even crazier. And don’t miss out on our upcoming event, The 5th Walpurgisnacht, where you’ll be dodging bullets left and right.

Looking for a challenge? Take on the target extraction missions, like taking down the Manager of La Manchaland or extracting the elusive Yi Sang. It’s a race against time and your own wits.

And remember, this server is tied to the lore of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect some serious spoilers. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just dive in headfirst and see what happens?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Download the game, strap in, and get ready for a rollercoaster of insanity. See you on the other side!

Arknights Endfield Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, arknights, children, controversial, dark fantasy, Death Stranding, Endfield, exploit, Factories, Final Fantasy 12, Gacha game, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile game, role playing, Sci Fi, smp, strategy, tactical rpg, waifus

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we combine the chaos of Death Stranding, the epicness of Final Fantasy 12, and the allure of waifus all in one place! But wait, there’s more – we also have a special feature where you can exploit children in factories!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and questionable ethics. Build your dream base, conquer epic dungeons, and maybe even find love with a waifu NPC. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just watch out for those child labor laws… or not, we won’t judge!