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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9206 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 798 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance to dubstep. We have a secret underground disco where the villagers let loose and party like it’s 1999.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So why waste your time in the real world when you can join us on our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!