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My Favorite Gilliam Movie Minecraft SMP

12 Monkeys, Brazil, Cinema, Director, FANTASY, Favorite, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, film, Gilliam, long tail tag, Minecraft, monty python, Movie, smp, surreal, Tag, terry gilliam, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, the fisher king, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Time Bandits

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja, and Herobrine’s long lost cousin who just wants to open a bakery. We have epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. The ground is made of lava, the trees are made of candy, and the only way to survive is to ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ores Mined:	8223
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

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The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	120	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6047	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Potions Brewed:	78	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6345
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

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“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.