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PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4942	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Buildings Constructed:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magic Items Found:	5572

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!