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LazyCraft Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, friendship dilemma, household chores, lazy roommate, LazyCraft, messy apartment, Minecraft, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate relationship, roommate troubles, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

BoomerBlockerZ

AITAH, awkward person, be careful, BoomerBlockerZ, DONT TALK TO STRANGERS, doubtful, following me, grocery store, hit on, MINOR, mutual friends, Not responding, older man, overreaction, Rude, Smile, Talking to strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE, walking away, weirdos

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

career advancement, continuous learning, education, Expertise, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, Mastering, Mastery, Minecraft, personal growth, professional development, self education, self improvement, skill acquisition journey, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill-building, SkillCraft, Training, upskilling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

air raids, airstrikes, Baddies, Blasting, Blockheads, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, violence, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Towns Built:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	6072	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	95	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Votes:	2773
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2793
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

challenging decision, Choose carefully, choose one, choose wisely, clog, DECIDE, decision, Decision making, difficult choice, Dilemma, dilemma situation, either or, Make a CHOICE, make a decision, Minecraft, Options, pick one, select, Server, Shit, Shitsuck, Suck, Throat, throteclog, tough choice, tough decision

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Emeralds Found:	681	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Builder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

apartment, attitude, Boundaries, city, Communication, Confrontation, countryside, DadStopCallingItAnApartment, Disrespect, family, Grandparents, House, humor, jokes, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, social cues, uninviting, Visit

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	9410
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!