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AutoJailCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	64	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got self-driving pigs that will take u on a wild ride straight to prison if u got a warrant out for ur arrest! imagine cruising through the block in a pig-driven car, getting chased by the cops while trying to mine diamonds and build ur dream house. it’s like a real-life gta but in minecraft, fam. u never know when the pigs will turn on u and send u straight to the slammer, so u gotta stay on ur toes and watch ur back. join now for the thrill of a lifetime, and remember – pigs may be man’s best friend, but they can also be ur worst enemy on this server!

PancreaticCraft: DNA Methylation Cure

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6061	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the cure for pancreatic cancer! our scientists have unlocked the secrets of DNA methylation and are using it to fight off the spread of the disease in game.

with the worst survival rates in the real world, you can bet that our players are fighting tooth and nail to survive and thrive in our virtual world. join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew curing cancer could be so fun?

so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Konohaven: Where adulting is just a fancy way of saying we play with virtual blocks and call it a community.

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.2 Fabric (updating to 1.21 soon)
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Gameplay	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Special Features	Live Map, Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond-based player-run shop economy

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join our Discord server and start the whitelist application process. Make sure to read the rules and requirements carefully before applying.

Is the resource pack mandatory to play on the server?

No, the resource pack is not required to download. It only contains custom items and hat models that can enhance your gameplay experience.

Are there any specific rules regarding shops?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. However, players are encouraged to keep the environment friendly. Staff will intervene if any price war becomes toxic.

Are there regular events and challenges on the server?

Yes, there are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join us for karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Towns Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, we have a secret potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And guess what? Only the chosen ones can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to be guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that anyone who can out-dance the llamas will be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time with glow-in-the-dark creepers and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where the only rule is to have a blast and never take life too seriously. Remember, on this server, with Jews, you lose…your mind with all the crazy fun!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of seeing people wearing those hideous glasses that make them look like they have a permanent case of resting dweeb face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for those who have been scarred by the sight of pussy deflectors!

Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.

Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!

Mom’s Regret Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Votes:	3682
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mom selling your valuable collectible for a fraction of its worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!

SkincareGriefCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate skincare showdown!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a friend accidentally breaks your precious SK II Pitera Essence. The tension rises as you confront them about the cost, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will they pay up or will you have to take matters into your own blocky hands?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this skincare saga. Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, betrayals, and broken bottles of expensive skincare products. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a skincare showdown like no other. Who knew virtual skincare drama could be this entertaining?

CraftyAchieve Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	119	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate block-building champion! We have dragons that shoot rainbow fire, unicorns that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance.

One player on our server once built a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. They were crowned the King of Dirt and now rule over their own dirt kingdom with an iron shovel.

Join us and see how accomplishing the impossible in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legend of our server and have your own ridiculous story to tell.

CraftyAdvice

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft server and receive life-changing advice from our wise and all-knowing virtual villagers! Need help with your love life? Our pixelated priests have got you covered. Want to know the meaning of life? Our blocky philosophers will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted emerald blocks hold the secrets to unlocking unlimited diamonds in-game. So why wait? Join now and level up your Minecraft skills and your real-life wisdom at the same time!

CraftyGasEscape

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

so like, u know how austria is all like “oh no we don’t want russian gas anymore”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we have a whole commission dedicated to ditching boring stuff like russian gas contracts! join us and be part of the most insane negotiations ever seen in the minecraft world! who needs gas when u can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds, amirite? come join us and be part of the action!