Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our players’ flawless skin. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server after realizing how important it is to have a good skincare routine in the world of Minecraft.
So come on, join us and get ready to shine brighter than a diamond block! Who needs potions of night vision when you can have naturally glowing skin on our server? Trust us, your avatar will thank you.
we got mutated mobs that are actually kinda cute in a weird way. like, picture a zombie pigman with three heads and a rainbow afro. yeah, that’s what we’re working with here.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, we got that too. but you gotta be quick, ’cause the radioactive spiders guarding it are no joke.
so come join us on the server where the only thing more explosive than the bombs is the fun we’re having. trust me, you won’t regret it.