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MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

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Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	134	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	829

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5046	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ores Mined:	7995	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4267	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

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