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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 334 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.
