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MineCraftMortify

awkward, awkward encounters, awkward situations, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, EMBARRASSMENT, humiliating experiences, Humiliation, MineCraftMortify, mortifying moment, public humiliation, regret, shame, social blunder, unforgettable

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Animals Bred:	52
Players Killed by Monsters:	9556	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mines Excavated:	3506

LOL come join dis server where we make mortifying moments look like a walk in da park! We got creepers dat explode in rainbow colors, pigs dat fly like superman, and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs!

Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the whole server, but don’t worry, we rebuilt it with ice cream blocks and marshmallow trees!

Join us and be part of da craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs normal when you can have absurdly awesome?! Let’s make mortifying moments our new favorite pastime!

Crusher Nation

Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Crusher Nation is a survival server that has a balanced economy, challenges and ranks.

Create clans with your friends, develop a team and a base and thrive together.

You can progress by doing your daily challenges to earn gold, then exchange this gold for ranks. Cool skins and features are available on our store if you are interested.

The server always have new features and updates coming out. There is always something new and fresh for you to enjoy.

What are you waiting for? Join for an exceptional experience.

Discord: https://discord.gg/3rj7Kexj3C IP: Play.crushernation.com Server Version: 1.20.4

Play.crushernation.com

CurioCraft HARDCORE SURVIVAL MODS 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Adventures, Battles, constitution, CurioCraft, Currency, Forge, Good Game, Hardcore, Kingdoms, limited gathering, middle ages, Minecraft, Mods, Pleasant Community, rules, Server, Survival, Travels

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	994	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Hello, wanderer! This is a private server based on the Middle Ages. Here you will find Adventures, your own currency, which is almost uninflationary, and much, much more. There are Travels, Kingdoms, Battles and a Pleasant Community! Come in if you’re interested)

Forge 36.2.39 Mods – https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10XUUU48AKepdiJWkPVwxpN1Hnr32J0Ip?usp=sharingThe gathering of players is limited! 2/20!

PS Come to our ds, there is the “constitution” channel to read about the server rules

Have a good game)

curio.exaroton.me

Rat Empire: The Cheesiest Minecraft Server Around! No Cats Allowed!

+18, Allowed, Cats, Cheesiest, data packs, Discord, Empire, EU, Friends, griefing rules, invite, Latest Version, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, New faces, No mods, Plugins, rat, SECURITY, Server, shulker pieces, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Info	Details
Version	Latest
Age Requirement	Over 18
RAM	10GB
Location	EU
Mods	No mods
	Extra mob heads, multiplayer sleep, more shulker pieces, etc.
Griefing Rules	No griefing, safe and welcoming environment
Backup	Twice a day

FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by adding the server owner on Discord with the username: beyblademaster

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

We ask that all players follow the age requirement of being over 18 and maintain a positive and friendly attitude towards other players.

3. Are there any limitations on building or exploring?

There are no specific limitations, but we encourage players to keep things compact and considerate of others’ builds.

4. Can I suggest adding new plugins or data packs to the server?

Yes, suggestions for new plugins or data packs are welcome and can be discussed with the server owners.

BorderPatrolMC Server

+x, biden, border patrol, border security, BorderPatrolMC, controversy, credibility, fact check, false claims, Government, immigration, Lies, Misinformation, Politics, president, Server, Statement, Support, trump, trustworthiness, Truth, us mexico border

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Biden’s border patrol claims? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are questioning reality. Join us for a chance to experience a world where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and Steve is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this absurdly hilarious server – because truth is definitely stranger than fiction here!

BoozeCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcoholism, bargains, Bars, BoozeCraft, budgeting, cheap booze, clubs, Deals, DISCOUNTS, drinks, Events, free booze, frugal living, happy hour, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, promotions, saving money, Server, socializing, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1533	Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to afford a measly bottle of potion? Look no further, our Minecraft server has a secret underground speakeasy where you can get all the cheap/free booze your heart desires! Just follow the trail of redstone torches and don’t mind the creepers guarding the entrance, they’re just there for show. Join us now for a wild night of blocky debauchery and questionable decision-making!

DisabledDigs Minecraft Server

accessibility, accommodations, Assistance, bathroom etiquette, compassion, disability awareness, disabled bathroom, disabled child, disabled rights, DisabledDigs, inclusive spaces, long wait times, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, patience, public restrooms, Server, societal expectations, special needs, toileting, understanding disabilities

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental strangers while trying to help your disabled child in public bathrooms? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the bathroom drama!

Join our server and build your own accessible bathroom for your disabled child, complete with all the necessary amenities and plenty of space for a stress-free toileting experience. No more awkward encounters with nosy old ladies who just don’t understand the struggles of parenting a disabled child.

Plus, on our server, you can team up with other players to create the ultimate bathroom empire, complete with luxurious jacuzzis, golden toilets, and even a secret portal to a magical bathroom dimension. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So come on, join our server today and say goodbye to bathroom woes forever. Because when it comes to helping your disabled child, we’ve got your back (and your toilet paper)!

ChunkyCousinWheelchairJoy

ChunkyCousinWheelchairJoy, dig into ground, Distance, driving history, event area, flat bed, Humiliation, Jobless, mobility scooter, obese cousin, off-road use, options explored, out of state wedding, Parking, public park, rental agencies, rental vehicle, Shaming, strength, thin wheels, truck loan, wheelchair

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Imagine a world where you can ride a mobility scooter through a virtual park without any limitations! No need to worry about off-road use or flat tires, just pure fun and excitement.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and enjoy yourself, without any judgment or shame. Embrace the freedom to explore and create your own path, just like pushing a wheelchair through grass and dirt.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even pushing a six-hundred-pound cousin in a wheelchair across a public park. Let’s make memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, emotional fallout, forgiveness, friends forever, friendship, friendship breakup, FriendshipCraft, funny, Laughter, letting go, lost friend, Memories, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, reconciliation, reconciliation efforts, relationships, Server, silly reason, social dynamics, trivial argument

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Emeralds Found:	773
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Have you ever lost a friend because they couldn’t handle the epicness of our Minecraft server? Yeah, that’s right. Our server is so lit that friendships have been destroyed over it. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor, crazy redstone contraptions, and the occasional llama rampage. Who needs friends when you have a creeper as a pet, am I right? So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and make some new friends…or enemies. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

WholesomeCraft

brightened my day, Community, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Generosity, good samaritan, Grateful, Heartwarming, Kindness, positive vibes, Random act of kindness, redditor, spreading love, strangers, touching moment, unexpected, Uplifting, warm gesture, Wholesome, WholesomeCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the joy of strangers building giant statues of you out of dirt blocks, just because they think you’re cool.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most unexpectedly wholesome and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!