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TimeTraveler2021 – Minecraft SMP

alternate history, Changing the past, daydreaming, FANTASY, historical events, Historical figures, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past memories, Reflection, regret, smp, temporal journey, time machine, time manipulation, Time paradox, time travel, time travel fiction, Time Travel Movies, TimeTraveler2021, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Animals Bred:	150
Alien Abductions:	1	Mines Excavated:	1248
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Villages Defended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to the year 69 AD when the Romans were partying like it’s 69! Experience epic battles with gladiators, build your own Colosseum, and maybe even catch a glimpse of Julius Caesar himself riding a pig through the streets. Don’t miss out on this wild ride through history – join now and become a time-traveling Minecraft master!

BlockyRealizations

#revelation, BlockyRealizations, epiphany, Experience, growth, hindsight, Journey, learning, Life Changes, life experience, life insights, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of rainbow-colored llamas comes charging at you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time when a group of dancing creepers appeared out of nowhere and started busting out some sick moves to a dubstep remix of the Minecraft theme song? Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers? Or how about participating in a massive watermelon-eating contest with your fellow players to see who can consume the most in under a minute? Trust us, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is filled with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Egg-Free FunCraft

agricultural practices, alternative protein, animal rights, animal welfare, cruelty free, egg substitute, EggFree, environmental impact, ethical eating, factory farming, food innovation, food production, food science, food sustainability, food technology, funcraft, innovation in food, microorganisms, non-animal ingredients, Plant-Based, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food solutions

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Enchantments Applied:	273
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can be a part of this wacky experiment where researchers made an egg substitute out of tiny organisms and stuff! Like, who needs real eggs when you can have virtual ones made by SCIENCE?!

Join this server and be part of the epic quest to save the chickens from being overworked laying eggs all day. Like, these microorganisms are gonna revolutionize the egg game and you can be a part of it all! Plus, who knows what other crazy experiments they’ll come up with next – maybe they’ll make a bacon substitute out of pixels or something!

So come on, join this server and be a part of the most egg-citing adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs real eggs when you can have virtual ones made by mad scientists?! Let’s get cracking!

Jeffs Gens

10. modded, 11. adventure, 12. parkour, 13. hardcore, 14. pixelmon, 15. prison, 16. factions, 17. tekkit, 18. hexxit, 19. feed the beast, 2. factions, 20. technic, 3. minigames, 4. creative, 5. vanilla, 6. skyblock, 7. roleplay, 8. economy, 9. pvp, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Jeff Gens is a fun and quality Gen Server our server provides – No Admin Abuse – Little to No PTW – And a Great experience We Hope you will enjoy as we continue to update the server

1.20-1.21

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afk network

action-packed, Adrenaline-pumping, afk network, Bedwars, Builder, Challenges, Combat Skills, Community, epic bases, fighter, friendly community, Intense battles, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvP, Resources, Skywars, smp, Strategist, Survival, Victory

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to AFK Network, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who love action-packed gameplay and exciting challenges! We offer a diverse range of game modes and experiences for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, there’s something for everyone on AFK Network.

Our Game Modes: Lifesteal SMP: A thrilling twist on survival! Steal hearts from your enemies in intense battles to grow stronger and dominate the world. But be careful, if you run out of hearts, it’s game over!

Survival: Classic Minecraft survival with a twist. Gather resources, build epic bases, and survive against mobs and players alike. Explore vast worlds with a friendly community or face the wilderness alone.

PvP FFA (Free-For-All): Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping PvP arenas. It’s every player for themselves in this chaotic and fast-paced mode—prove your strength and claim victory!

And More!: We’re always adding new features, events, and game modes to keep the adventure fresh and exciting.

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Lost Love Minecraft Server

bros, emotional pain, feeling empty, feeling lonely, Heartache, i miss her, longing for a relationship, longing for her, Lost, love, Love Lost, Minecraft, missing a companion, missing a friend, missing a loved one, missing her, missing loved one, missing someone, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, Server, thinking of her, wishing she was here, yearning for her

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1420
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Crops Grown:	5490	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you long for the sweet embrace of a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a house and bake you virtual cookies? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for love in all the blocky places.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all searching for their pixelated soulmates. We even have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect player based on your mining skills and building abilities. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the fearsome beast and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too could become a dragon rider and soar through the skies in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and find love, friendship, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

I Btc Max Minecraft SMP

btc, Max, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player who goes by the name “I btc max”. This player is known for hoarding all the diamonds on the server and building massive, gaudy statues of themselves out of gold blocks. Rumor has it they even have a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of players who call themselves the “Chicken Army”. They roam the server dressed in full chicken suits, clucking menacingly and challenging anyone who crosses their path to a chicken duel. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared to fend off the chicken army and watch out for “I btc max” and their diamond hoarding ways. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

KickOutCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, Boundaries, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child punishment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, food relationship, gentle parenting, guest etiquette, house rules, KickOutCraft, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, sharing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	109
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in gentle mining and raising our blocks with love and care! Join us for a truly unique experience filled with drama and adventure.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your block gets slapped by a random player! That’s right, on our server, we don’t believe in force mining – you mine at your own pace, no sharing required!

But beware, there may be some players who think they can dictate how you mine. Just like Isabella, who tried to control everyone’s mining methods and got kicked out faster than you can say “diamonds!”

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where you can draw on the walls with felt-tip pens (easy to clean, of course) and stand up to anyone who tries to interfere with your mining techniques. Who knows, you might even get called an asshole by other players for standing your ground – now that’s the true mark of a Minecraft legend!

BdayBucks4Burgers

$10 bill, AITAH, BdayBucks4Burgers, burger, Buy, child’s birthday money, compassion, Food, Homeless, homeless man, kid meal, lady, money bank, Order, Pay, phone bill, Purchase, refusing, RELATIVES, Rent, Wendys

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value compassion and generosity! Just like the lady who paid for the homeless man’s meal, we believe in helping others in need. Join us and experience the joy of giving, whether it’s sharing resources with fellow players or building shelters for those less fortunate in the game.

On our server, you’ll encounter all kinds of characters, from generous players like the lady at Wendy’s to mischievous mobs who just want a burger (we’re looking at you, zombies). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between keeping your virtual money safe or helping out a fellow player in need.

So come join us and be part of a community that values kindness, compassion, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heartwarming situation like the one at Wendy’s, where the real treasure is the friendships you make along the way.

IdiotCraft SMP

DATING, dumb, EMBARRASSING, experiences, Foolish, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotCraft, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, regret, relationship advice, relationships, Significant Other, smp, stupidity

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.