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FruitNinjaCraft

CASUALTIES, deadly fruit, Food Safety, foreign occupation, FruitNinjaCraft, investigation, kills, Military, military base, mysterious deaths, occupied Mariupol, Poisoned fruit, Poisoning, Russian soldiers, soldiers, toxic food, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	320129
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Emeralds Found:	8804
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Items Found:	6770

hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	875483	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7534	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1635	Mines Excavated:	2771

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!