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Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	2966	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

Additions, Adventure, auction house, Bases, Claim, Coins, cost, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, doesnt, Economy, Farms, gameplay, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, in-game shops, killing monsters, Land, Land claiming, Looting, multiplayer, multiplayer aspect, player-driven economy, Semi Vanilla, Soup of Life, Survival, theos, theosismc, Thrive, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla, winning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

adult toys, anal beads, beads, Borrowed, Boundaries, clean, Communication, consent, consideration, Discreet, hygiene, INTIMATE, Minecraft, personal items, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sex toys, sharing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	997770
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Block Breakup Bonanza

BLOCK, bonanza, Breakup, Closure, Communication, coping, Emotional support, Exercise, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, journaling, meditation, moving on, positive mindset, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Crops Grown:	8159

Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

arms race, ballistic missile, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Disaster, DisastrousMissileLaunchMC, ICBM, international relations, launch test, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, nuclear warhead, nuclear weapons, russia, satellite footage, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Technology

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.

CraftyCancerCureServer

cancer care, cancer patients, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, CraftyCancerCureServer, defunding, Healthcare, healthcare budget, healthcare costs, healthcare funding, healthcare providers, healthcare system, medical expenses, medical professionals, medical specialists, oncologists, oncology, patient care, public health, reducing cancer

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Emeralds Found:	9767
Farms Harvested:	887	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we be reducin’ cancer patients by defundin’ oncologists? Yeah, you heard me right! Oncologists ain’t got nothin’ on us and our blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll be fightin’ off creepers and zombies while also takin’ a stand against cancer. Who knew blocky pixels could be so powerful, amirite? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to a cancer-free world!

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s lookin’ for some new blocky buddies to join his squad. So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and let’s create some chaos and save the world, one block at a time!