Throats MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

VomitCraft: Where Digging Deep is More Fun Than Sticking Fingers Down Throats!

purging, unhealthy coping mechanisms, mental health, mental illness, emotional distress

Are you tired of trying to make yourself puke just to escape reality? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the pixels whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities and no need for self-induced nausea. Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and never have to resort to extreme measures again. Plus, our community is so welcoming and fun, you’ll never want to log off! Say goodbye to the toilet bowl and hello to a blocky paradise. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

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MineHero Academia Server

manga series, boku no hero academia, QUIRKS, Chapter 11, Academia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to be part of the 11 chapter Epilogue that is more or less confirmed to blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? Only on our server will you experience these wacky and unforgettable moments!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk, zombies can breakdance, and diamonds grow on trees. So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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The Bonk SMP

Server, Anarchy, Whitelisted, multiplayer, Economy

Season 4! We are the best Minecraft: Java Edition server allowing offline/cracked mode players! We try to stay more vanilla but have better quality-of-life features that make our server much better than others.

bonksmp.ddns.net

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BoolyMC

Cross-Play, Vanilla, Minigames, Hardcore, play now.

Newest MINECRAFT SERVER for Java and Bedrock players! Come play now!

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java version 1.16 – 1.20+ – Puerto Bedrock: 19132

boolymc.net

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KidzRulz Minecraft Server

generational differences, modern parenting, youth culture, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of kids these days and their constant complaining about everything? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who are at least 20 years old to join. That’s right, no whiny teenagers allowed!

Join us and experience a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. No more dealing with kids who can’t handle losing in a PvP match or constantly asking for free items.

So come on, join our server and leave those pesky kids behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with fellow mature players who understand the true meaning of Minecraft. And remember, age is just a number, but on our server, it’s the key to a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience.

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CityCraft Minecraft Server

pedestrian safety, urban development, active transportation, Minecraft, walkable cities

Are you tired of getting stuck in buildings and having to break your way out like a clumsy oaf? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have walkable cities! That’s right, no more bumping into walls or falling into pits, our cities are designed for maximum mobility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking freely through our meticulously crafted cities. But be warned, the streets are not as safe as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a gang of mischievous chickens running amok, stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim your precious loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and strut your stuff in our walkable cities. Who knows what adventures await you around every corner!

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SimpleLife

PvP, Survival, Towny, Roleplay, Vanilla

SimpleLife Offers: – Survival Multiplayer – PvP (PvP Arena Crates Every 2 Hours) – Boss Fights (Every 2 Hours) – Ranked Crates – Earnable Ranks – 400+ Unique Enchantments – Jobs (Includes Points Shop) – Player Shops (Rent Vendors Out At Spawn) – Player Warps – Spawn Market

SimpleLife offers the most simple but unique survival experience, giving you that amazing small community vibe back when servers were super fun. Remember we are a brand new server and we look to expand so much on advertising pulling in an insane amount of players! Get a jump start and get ahead of everyone else!

SimpleLifeSMP.mc.gg

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Zoom MC

Parkour, Heart, gateway, EXPOSED, Adventure

Zoom MC: Where Adventure Awaits! Welcome to Zoom MC, your gateway to thrilling adventures in the treacherous lands of Lifesteal. What Awaits You: Lifesteal Realm: Step into a world where every heartbeat matters. In this survival-like gamemode, PvP is the name of the game. Fight for your life, but beware—dying means losing hearts and facing a temporary death ban. No claims here; your builds are exposed to the wilds! Zoom MC awaits. Sharpen your sword, gather your wits, and let the battle commence!

g2.moonodes.net:26006

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GirlGamerGoneWild Minecraft Server

abnormality, BIZARRE, Mystery, Minecraft, UNUSUAL

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a group of crazy girls running the show and let me tell you, they are not your average Minecraft players.

These girls are like a mix of Martha Stewart and Bear Grylls, they can build a cozy cabin one minute and then go wrestle a creeper the next. And don’t even get me started on their fashion sense – they’ve got diamond armor for days and they know how to werk it!

But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic events we host. From lava surfing competitions to zombie dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join the fun and see what the hell is wrong with these girls – in the best way possible!

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PixelLink MC – Where Pixels Connect

covers, Specialite., Karaoke, Chiaki Katsumi, Reverie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further than our server, where the sky’s the limit and the fun never ends!

Join us for a wild ride with our quirky streamers like Raki Kazuki, who will serenade you with ASMR karaoke while playing rhythm games. Or how about Lottie Shinju, the silly girly girl who will make you laugh with her creative streams and zatsu antics?

But wait, there’s more! Chiaki Katsumi will take you on epic gaming adventures with pre-game zatsu, while Miuna Usako will give you the delulu GFE experience you never knew you needed.

And let’s not forget about our original songs and covers that will have you grooving all night long. From Raki’s “RAKTOBER” to Miuna’s “I Need You,” there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the PixelLink family, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the blocky world!

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