Throats MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VomitCraft: Where Digging Deep is More Fun Than Sticking Fingers Down Throats!

mental health, eating disorder, mental illness, unhealthy coping mechanisms, self harm recovery

Are you tired of trying to make yourself puke just to escape reality? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the pixels whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities and no need for self-induced nausea. Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and never have to resort to extreme measures again. Plus, our community is so welcoming and fun, you’ll never want to log off! Say goodbye to the toilet bowl and hello to a blocky paradise. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

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HazelGoldHoneyCraft

eye color variations, Anon, eye color spectrum, Chocolate, Hazel

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can ponder life’s most important question: “Anon, is my eyes hazel, gold, honey, chestnut, caramel, amber, tawny, cinnamon or chocolate?” Join us for a wild ride filled with quests to discover the true color of your eyes in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Eye Color Oracle who will reveal your destiny based on the color of your eyes. Will you become the ruler of the land or embark on a quest to find the rarest eye color of them all?

Join us now and let the adventure begin! Remember, on our server, the color of your eyes is more important than diamonds or emeralds. So come on in and let’s see if you’re truly a hazel-eyed hero or a chocolate-eyed champion!

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PurrCraft: Meow <3

PurrCraft, meow, lt3

Welcome to our purrfectly Meow <3 Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Yes, you read that right. Cats playing Minecraft. Need I say more?

– We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. But beware, the walls are lined with scratching posts and the floor is covered in catnip. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

– Our server is home to the legendary Meow <3 Mountain, where players can climb to the top and be greeted by a majestic view of a giant yarn ball rolling through the sky. It’s truly a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Meow <3 Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most feline-filled adventure of your life!

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PixelatedPuzzles: Because 16:10 is the new black!

video games, Frustration, Gaming, Black, software

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the pixels have pixels!

Are you tired of playing on boring servers that don’t support your 16:10 resolutions? Look no further, because on our server, we not only support 16:10 resolutions, but we also have pixelated unicorns roaming around!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a pixelated dragon while battling against evil creeper overlords. And don’t worry about the technical stuff, because implementing 16:10 resolutions on our server was as easy as pie – or should we say, as easy as mining for diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the pixelated madness for yourself!

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Ye Olde Ancestor’s Craft

family heritage, forefathers, foremothers, past generations, Genealogy

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to post your ancestor!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, summon dragons to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has unicorns that poop rainbows, leprechauns that give you diamonds, and zombies that breakdance!

So why wait? Join us now and make your Minecraft dreams come true in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

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Creepers Chatroulette – Where the mobs are friendlier than strangers!

Chat, social media, shame, Chatroulette, consequences

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a filipino girl catching you jerking off on Omegle!

Join us for insane quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those awkward moments. Our server is filled with unbelievable surprises around every corner – just like the time that filipino girl caught you in the act!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just laugh and keep the fun going. So why live a boring life when you can join our hilarious Minecraft server and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next awkward encounter)?

Come join us today and let the laughs begin!

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ElfGains Minecraft Madness

VOICES, Beefy, ElfGains, voice acting, Characters

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! You won’t find a more AWESOME place to craft, build, and survive than right here.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where Elfuda is not just nice and plump, but she’s also a master builder who can create the most incredible structures you’ve ever seen. Kuro isn’t just beefy, he’s also a PvP champion who will crush anyone who dares to challenge him. And Olga isn’t just huge, she’s also the queen of the server, ruling with an iron fist (and a diamond sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the voices of our players fit perfectly with their characters. It’s like we’re living in a real-life ANIME! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Crafty Polska Pals

kultura, dziewczyny, polska, radość, Zabawa

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is like a party that never stops, just like a birthday celebration for the popular anime K-On!

Join us for some crazy adventures with your favorite K-On! characters as they build and explore the world of Minecraft. Imagine jamming out with Yui and the gang while building the most outrageous structures you can think of!

But that’s not all, we have insane mini-games and events that will keep you on your toes. From zombie survival challenges to parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness that is the urodzinowa edycja K-On! Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Lazulight+ LOLz: Mine, Craft, Laugh! 🤣

Forever Home, lazu, Fairy, Finana Ryugu, Maid

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight+Fujo Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost MaidForever Home!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about battling dragons with Elira Pendora while riding a fish-shaped spaceship? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore haunted mansions with Finana Ryugu and uncover hidden treasures?

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with Mint Fantome to create the most magical kingdom in all of Minecraft! And don’t forget about the legendary Pomu Rainpuff (who may or may not have graduated, but we still love her)!

Plus, we have exclusive voicepacks, wallpapers, and more for you to enjoy! So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is so cool that even the Twitter gods are jealous? Don’t believe us? Check out our Twitter feeds and YouTube channels to see for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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DemonCraft: Where Hell is Just a Block Away!

FANTASY, Adventure, Monsters, Game, Horror

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can hang out with cool demons? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate demon hangout spot! Join now for a chance to party with demons, build demon-themed structures, and even ride on demon horses!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground demon disco, where demons and players alike can dance the night away to spooky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the demon king!

So why wait? Join our server now for a demonic good time and experience Minecraft like never before!

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