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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3737 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
