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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7497	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mines Excavated:	1300

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6575
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7309

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Chimeras Created:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	3045	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	7628
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ores Mined:	9672	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?