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The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Votes:	906	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	8289
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2600	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	2541	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	112700
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	589169	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

artisnetwork.us.to:26017

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

37.10.122.12:25984