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CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	70
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Star Shards Collected:	188

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	8119
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	259
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	6937	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crops Grown:	3502
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Votes:	8778
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!

MineCraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, Decision making, Expectations, financial burden, health concerns, ISOLATION, Lack of free time, Lack of spontaneity, long-term planning, MineCraftyAdulting, mundane tasks, PRESSURE, relationships, responsibilities, Routine, self-doubt, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	263
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	New Chunks Explored:	758572
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mines Excavated:	1464	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist! Build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments, explore fantastical lands without needing to book time off work, and battle dragons without risking your life savings.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Africa Conflict, African Affairs, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, News, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Second Front, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world news

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1

lol so like, u know how russia and ukraine are always beefin’, well now ukraine is like “imma open a second front in africa” like wut?? imagine if minecraft was like that, u join this server and suddenly u in africa fightin’ off zombies and creepers with a bunch of ukrainian players. it’s gonna be wild, man. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

AnnihilateCraft

AnnihilateCraft, Annihilation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iranian Army Commander, Israel, Israel-Iran tensions, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear Threat, regional stability, SECURITY, threat assessment, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity like for realz. we got all the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles you’ve ever seen. like, we got this one dude who built a giant potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. no joke. and another player who turned their entire base into a roller coaster. like, what even?

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic community ever. we have regular events like spleef tournaments and hide and seek games. plus, our admins are super chill and always down for a good laugh. like, one time they turned the whole server into a giant game of tag. it was wild.

so yeah, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on a trampoline, then you gotta check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town.

BotCraft: Homogenize & Observe

Accelerating, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Behavior, BotCraft, Bots, Communication, data, Digital, experiences, Homogenize, homogenizing, influence, internet, Manipulation, observations, Observe, ONLINE, Perspectives, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3995
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

yo, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got pigs flying, literally. one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and it sprouted wings and soared through the sky like a majestic bacon angel. true story, bro.

our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group of players build an entire city out of diamond blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PvP arena. it’s like watching a bunch of deranged chickens fighting over the last piece of corn.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing? yeah, they throw the wildest parties every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a jukebox.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.