Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	5192
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1835

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon an army of dancing llamas to do their bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get your groove on with the creepiest dance moves this side of the Nether!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would break a sweat trying to complete it. Plus, rumor has it that the first person to finish it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking chicken named Cluckington.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! And remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many exploding sheep.

AussieSMP: Where koalas are the real architects and kangaroos are the griefers. Join us now!

Architects, AussieSMP, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, Economy, Griefers, Griefing, guides, HACKING, Join, Kangaroos, Koalas, Land claiming, multiple worlds, Player Trading, real, redstone contraptions, rules, smp, Spamming, Survival, teleport commands, Xray

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5424

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Server
Apply here	Apply Now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. We are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many survival servers modify various game mechanics, but this server aims to keep the Vanilla mechanics intact.
Decently sized shopping area for player created shops.
Teleport commands available for easy navigation.
Land-claiming system to protect builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for a full reset.
Part of a growing network with creative server.
External community resources like Automated Spectator Livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded
Please use common sense

If you just wanna play some Minecraft with friends or by yourself, this server is a great choice for you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply for the server?

A: You can apply for the server by using the link provided above. It is a whitelisted server, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed above that must be followed to ensure a pleasant experience for all players on the server.

Q: Can players from outside Australia join the server?

A: Yes, players from around the world are welcome to join the server. However, keep in mind that your latency might be higher due to the server being hosted in Sydney, Australia.

Q: Is the server regularly updated to the latest version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, the server is always running the latest version of Minecraft so players can enjoy the newest features and content.

Q: Are there any community events or activities on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various community resources such as livestreams, Discord for communication, and a wiki for information.

Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server

abortion, biological children, Chad, Chad Criteria, Chads, Cheating, child support, Crafty, death, feats, financial support, impregnation, male prostitution, Minecraft, Modeling, murder, physical fight, Polygynous Relationship, rape, Regain Status, Server, sex work

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mines Excavated:	2566	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?

Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.

But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”

So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SMPJewInAGentileBody

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

SleepyCraft

bad sleep patterns, children, Communication, exhaustion, Gaming, habits, husband, newborn, night feedings, overstimulating, overweight, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, sleep apnea, SleepyCraft, Snoring, Support, UNFAIR, Unhealthy, Wife

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed

confirmation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, KurskRedeployed, Military, military maneuvers, News, Politics, redeployed, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, update, White House

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	130	Ores Mined:	6353
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, the White House just confirmed that Russia redeployed their troops to Kursk region, and u know what that means?? It means we gotta build the biggest, baddest base to protect ourselves from any sneaky attacks! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret Russian spies hiding in the server, so we gotta be on high alert and ready to defend our turf at all times! Join now for epic battles, secret missions, and maybe even some Russian spy drama, who knows?? Let’s do this, gamers!

BondCraft: Atomic Chargez & Covalent Fun

academic study, ATOMIC, atomic charges, atomic structure, bond energy, BondCraft, bonding analysis, Chargez, chemical bonding, chemistry, Covalent, covalent contributions, energy distribution, Fun, Fundamental, important, ionic contributions, Materials, materials science, partitioning, Properties, researchers, scientific research, theoretical chemistry, theoretical description

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

so like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds on this epic minecraft server, right? but instead of just finding diamonds, you stumble upon a secret lab where researchers are doing some crazy experiments! they’re like, trying to figure out the atomic charges and chemical bond energy in materials, but in a minecrafty way!

join this server for a chance to be a part of the most mind-blowing scientific discoveries in the minecraft universe! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while building your dream castle! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into this wacky world of science and crafting today!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, BlockyLove, Blondes, chitoge, comedy, cute, Fake relationship, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, key necklace, Love Triangle, Manga, marika, Minecraft, nisekoi, Onodera, Raku, romance, Server, shonen jump, slice of life, Tsundere

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

Minecraft SMP: HoloChadMaster5000

3D visualization, ar, augmented reality, digital experience, Entertainment, Futuristic technology, Gaming, holochad, HoloChadMaster5000, hologram technology, holographic communication, holographic display, holographic gaming, holographic interface, holographic projection, immersive technology, interactive media, Minecraft, mixed reality, next-gen technology, smp, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Void Gems Collected:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Block BreakupCraft

BLOCK, break up, BreakupCraft, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ending a relationship, falling out of love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, long term relationship, love advice, moving on, red flags, relationship advice, relationship struggles, seeking closure, signs of a breakup, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

If your partner starts building diamond armor and enchanting weapons to protect themselves from you in Minecraft, it’s probably time to break up. Join our server where relationships are so intense, they spill over into the virtual world. Who needs couples therapy when you can battle it out in a PvP arena instead? Plus, we have a special “breakup island” where you can dump all your ex’s items and watch them burn in a fiery pit of lava. It’s cathartic, trust us. So come join us for some relationship drama and Minecraft mayhem!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, animated, Anime, attractive, cute, ecchi, Fan Service, FANTASY, FapCraft, Fapping, fictional characters, Girls, Irresistible, japanese animation, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, Otaku, Provocative, seductive, Server, Sexy, waifu

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9829
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Star Shards Collected:	163	Void Armor Forged:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with anime girls so hot, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and drool over your favorite waifus all day long. But be careful, some of these anime girls have special powers that can either help you or send you straight to the Nether!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have some tissues handy, because things are about to get steamy!

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