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Block Party Minecraft Server

3×3 Thread, BLOCK, discussion, DISILLUSIONED, disingenuous imposters, fake identities, humanness, internet anonymity, lack of authenticity, larp, lost lustre, Minecraft, obsessive stalker, online communities, online forums, Party, real human beings, Server, soulless, Successful, thread dynamics, thread engagement, V, virtual interactions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	2900
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5893	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

FangCraft: F*ck Trish Edition Minecraft Server

#AIChatbots, #AO3page, #BlenderModels, #Fangboard, #ficSpreadsheet, #FuckTrish, #GreentextMega, #LowPolyModels, #PreviousThreads, #SnootArchive, #SnootGame, #ThreadArchives, #WaniHugThatGator, Aggie, Anon, Archive, art, Downloads, Edition, Fang, FangCraft, fck, FICS, FRIDAY, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Server, Snootboorus, trish

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Are you ready to hug that gator? Our server is the only place where you can fulfill your wildest dreams of hugging a gator in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

But that’s not all, we also have a Snoot Game that will blow your mind. Explore a world like no other, filled with adventure, mystery, and of course, snoots.

And let’s not forget about the epic OST that will have you jamming out while you play. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist dancing along to the tunes of Snoot Game.

Join now for access to our exclusive Fang board playlists, where you can rock out to the latest hits while building your Minecraft empire.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of fics and art with our Snootboorus and Snoot fic spreadsheet. Immerse yourself in the creative side of Minecraft like never before.

And if that’s not enough, we even have AI chatbots and Blender models to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Get ready to be amazed by the possibilities on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin. Who knows, you might even get the chance to flirt with Trish herself!

NoDrunkCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, aita, alcohol dependency, alcoholism, Boundaries, communication problems, Decision making, enabling behavior, family dynamics, health concerns, intervention, Minecraft, NoDrunkCraft, personal responsibility, relationship issues, self-destructive behavior, Server, support system, tough choices, tough love, unhealthy habits

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s drinking habits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your worries – just like how my girlfriend forgets about her doctor’s warnings when her family comes to visit!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even causing a little chaos – just like when my girlfriend goes on a beer run after promising to quit! And don’t worry about driving her to the store for more alcohol, because on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want!

So come on down to our server and let loose like my girlfriend after a few drinks – just remember to log off before you end up in the bedroom with the door shut. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, just like my girlfriend regrets buying more beer!

CraftyWifeNoLife

childcare, Communication, contributions, Crafting, CraftyWifeNoLife, family, financial situation, hand-me-downs, hobby, Kids, Marriage, Materials, modest living, net-positive financial situation, part time job, Quality-Life, Resentment, SAHM, selling items, stress, work schedule

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	90039
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and wacky characters!

Need a break from your crafting-obsessed spouse who thinks selling a few items makes her a financial genius? Come join us and craft to your heart’s content without the pressure of making a profit!

Tired of being called a jerk for trying to keep your family financially afloat while your spouse spends hundreds on crafting materials? Come to our server and let off some steam by building the biggest, most extravagant creations you can imagine!

Escape the madness of home life and join our server for a hilarious and stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Accomplishments.., achievement, child-free, empowerment, freedom, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, personal growth, self actualization, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, Server, success

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have some diamonds?” or “Dad, can you help me build a house?” Then come join our Minecraft server where children are banned and adults can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while mining and crafting to their heart’s content!

Our server is so child-free that even the Ender Dragon refuses to spawn any baby Ender Dragons out of respect for our rules. Join us and experience the true joy of building without interruptions or demands for snacks every five minutes.

And if you’re still not convinced, let us tell you about our legendary player who mined so deep that they actually discovered a secret underground city populated by friendly creepers who love to trade diamonds for baked potatoes. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything is possible when kids are nowhere to be found. Join us today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

CraftyFeministRevolt

activism, civil rights, concern, CraftyFeministRevolt, Democracy, election, equality, feminism, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, judicial system, justice reform, Justices, policy, Political, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you worried about Trump taking away women’s rights? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where women rule supreme! No need to worry about Trump appointing more justices when you can join us and build a utopia where women are the ultimate bosses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a powerful enchantment that repels any misogynistic trolls trying to invade. So come join us and fight for gender equality, one block at a time!

PalestineCraft Minecraft Server

Gaza Strip, human rights violation, illegal annexation, illegal occupation, international condemnation, international law, international relations, Israel, Israeli settlements, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, PalestineCraft, Palestinian sovereignty, Palestinian territories, peace process, Server, territorial dispute, UN court, united nations, United Nations General Assembly, United Nations Security Council, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, u know how there’s this big debate about israel and palestine and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the UN of minecraft servers, and we say israel’s presence in palestinian territories is ILLEGAL! like, totally not cool, man. so if u wanna be on the right side of history, join our server and help us fight the good fight against illegal land occupation in minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of the UN building you’ve ever seen. come join us and be a part of something EPIC! #justiceforpalestine #minecraftUNcourt

ToiletCraft: Rollin’ in the Breakthrough

Announces, biodegradable, Breakthrough, Development, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, flushable, hygiene, innovation, invention, research, rollin, Rolls, russia, sanitation, Scientific, sustainable, Technology, toilet paper, ToiletCraft, Vital, Waste Disposal

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	215
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	574481
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, russia just announced this, like, super important scientific discovery – flushable toilet paper rolls! can u believe it? now u can wipe ur butt and just, like, flush it away like it never happened! but, like, that’s not even the best part – on this server, u can build ur own toilet paper factory and become the toilet paper king of the world! imagine all the power and glory that comes with that title! plus, there’s, like, a secret underground bunker filled with rare toilet paper artifacts that u can explore and claim for urself. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the most butt-wiping adventure of ur life!

VacuumVibesMC

cleaning, Cleaning appliances, cleaning equipment, cleaning habits, cleaning hacks, cleaning products, cleaning responsibilities, cleaning routine, cleaning skills, cleaning solutions, cleaning supplies, cleaning tasks, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, household chores, Household cleaning, maintenance, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, VacuumVibesMC

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can become a VACUUM CLEANER when u clean a vacuum cleaner. yep, u heard dat right. one time dis player was just minding their own business, cleaning up their base when BAM! suddenly they were transformed into a vacuum cleaner. now they go around sucking up all the blocks and mobs in sight. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to become the ultimate cleaning machine. vacuum cleaner gang for life, yo.

EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

EndoCraft, Ovary, Overdrive

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	3649
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!

ConquestLand SMP

1.18, 1.21, auction house, bedrock, coin flips, community fun, ConquestLand SMP, Custom Items, Economy, interactive chat games, java, king of the hill events, Kits, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pinata, PVE dragon events, Ranks, smp server, Survival, upgradeable hoppers, Upgradeable spawners, vote parties

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8671	Void Gems Collected:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Emeralds Found:	7819
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

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