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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2443 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 2630 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!
But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.
