Thread #1041 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

/SUS/tories archives, ANONYMOUS, Apocobat, Can’t You See That You Are Sweet?, Dragon Drawings, Dragon Dumplings, Dragon Meshi, Edition, fly me to the moon, Green Swordsman, IndianonJones, Krusie Week 2024, Lakeside, Last Cup of Coffee, last thread, Minecraft, Mr. Dad Guy, Rains, smp, Stopping, Stories, sus, SUS archives, SUSSY, The Game Where She’s From, The Rain’s Stopping Edition, The Spice of Life, Thread #1041, Trust You Forever, TwoDaysMaybe, Veth archive

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1851	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	1682
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	88	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

play.skylitemc.net

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Items Found:	2902
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	953281
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchantments Applied:	176	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Animals Bred:	157	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	204
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong, controversial, crime, debate, Ethics, FREEDOMS, Government, Justice, Laws, Legal, legislation, morality, opinion, opinionated, policy, punishment, regulations, RIGHTS, shouldnt be, Social Issues, society

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!