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Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	133	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

POLITONE server Minecraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

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Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Votes:	7906
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7132
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	829	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.