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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6231 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 30 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 223 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!