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MineCraftyWorkers Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

Craftycore: The Heavy Metal of Gaming

#videogames, action-packed, Adrenaline-pumping, AGGRESSIVE, alternative metal, Craftycore, electronic, Energetic, Epic, Fast-paced, Gaming, Hardcore, hardcore punk, heavy, heavy metal, industrial metal, instrumental, INTENSE, metal, metalcore, Soundtrack, thrash metal, video game music

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s basically the metalcore of videogames! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the entire virtual world. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a rainbow-colored unicorn that shot lasers out of its eyes.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also find hidden dungeons filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers . And if you’re lucky enough, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us on this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Crops Grown:	5891
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand: Where even Steve can get a facelift! Join us for a pixelated nip and tuck adventure!

Adventure, aesthetic procedures, appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand, cultural attitudes, facelift, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Join, male plastic surgery, Masculinity, NIP, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, pixelated, self esteem, self-care, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal judgments, societal pressures, steve, tuck

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9169	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to look fabulous? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into the most stunning virtual hunk or babe in all of Minecraftia! Our community is filled with players who embrace the beauty of male plastic surgery and will support you every step of the way. So why wait? Join now and show the world that even pixels can be flawless!

LOLcraft: Nene’s Epic Fail Server

adaptation, Anime, Audience, Challenges, Character development, Competition, determination, earlicking, Entertainment, Epic, Fail, Fushi, Girls, growth, Jealousy, Kohaku, LolCraft, Manga, Nene, Nenes, Performance, Popularity, PRESSURE, Server, success

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Mines Excavated:	1496	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to lick its own ear? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kohaku and Fushi are considering joining just to keep up with the craziness. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible (including earlicking apparently)! Join now before the girls take over and start eating into your gaming time!

Crafty Contrarian’s Chaos – A Minecraft Server for Rebels and Renegades!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of missing out on all the latest gaming trends because you’re too cool for mainstream games? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of a community of rebels who refuse to follow the crowd. We specialize in all the games that everyone else is playing, but we put our own unique twist on them.

Don’t let FOMO get the best of you – join our server and be ahead of the curve by being behind it! Who needs popular games when you can be a trendsetter in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re too cool for mainstream – but not too cool for us!

Rothschild’s Blocky Adventures – Crafting with the Illuminati!

Adventures, America, Atreides, Baron Rothschild, blocky, british aristocracy, Crafting, foreign land, Fremen, green psychopaths, Harkonnen, Harkonnens, illuminati, islamic world, Israel, Jewish, muslim hordes, Rothschilds, The Emperor, white nations

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6777
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the epic battle between the Harkonnens, the Fremen, the Atreides, and the Emperor!

Join the Harkonnens and channel your inner Baron Rothschild as you plot with your green psychopath clan to loot the lands of the Muslim hordes. Or join the Fremen and defend the Islamic world with all your might!

Feeling patriotic? Join the Atreides, who discover they are actually half Harkonnen and Jewish – talk about a plot twist! And if you’re feeling fancy, join the Emperor and embrace your British aristocracy roots.

With insane alliances, crazy battles, and outrageous storylines, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Slash, Craft, and Slay with the DDG Crew!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Riftslut Edition for all you naughty adventurers out there! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft with a twist of Dragon’s Dogma madness.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges inspired by Dragon’s Dogma. Fight mythical creatures, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you feel like a true hero.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous character creator you’ve ever seen. Want to make a pawn that looks like a giant cheeseburger? Done. How about a character with skills that shoot rainbows and unicorns? We got you covered.

And if you’re looking to show off your pawn and get them hired by other players, look no further! Our community is always on the lookout for unique and powerful pawns to join their party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Join us now and let the madness begin!

RoboCraft: Where even fembots can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

Advanced technology, Androids, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BUILD, female robots, fembots, feminism, future society, futuristic, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, human-machine interaction, Humanoids, machine learning, Resist, robocraft, robotics, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Technology, urge

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even fembots are welcome to join in on the fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They may be small, but they are mighty!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

4. We have a floating castle in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, they’re worth fighting for.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible – even fembots building pixelated skyscrapers!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Crops Grown:	6301
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pickaxe sharpened because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser swords, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, a never-ending buffet of cake, and a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring and hello to the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this in your top 10…or anywhere else for that matter!