THOSETHIRDEYEKISSES – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

GorillaGainzCraft

Animal Behavior, animal exercise, animal fitness, animal strength, animal training, Exercise, Gorilla, gorilla muscles, gorilla strength, gorilla workout, GorillaGainzCraft, muscle development, muscle power, Physical fitness, primate, primate fitness, strength, strong animals, weight training, weightlifting, wildlife

haha ok so like imagine if a gorilla was like pumping iron and getting all swole like bro do you even lift? that’s basically what this server is like but instead of gorillas it’s like minecraft characters getting all buff and stuff. you gotta join this server if you wanna be like a super strong gorilla but in minecraft form. like imagine punching a tree and it just explodes into a million pieces, that’s the kind of power you’ll have on this server. plus, there’s like this secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world and you gotta stop them with your super strength. so yeah, join this server if you wanna be a buff minecraft gorilla and save the world from evil chickens. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

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NightfallMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Nightfall MC! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friends.

Features: – Land Claiming – Cross play – Skills – Economy – Teams – A welcoming community

and much more! Our server is designed to provide you with the most rewarding experience possible!

play.nightfallsmp.com

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BCU Gaming Society MC Network

3D map, BCU Gaming Society, BCU Minecraft Network, Builder, challenge, Creative, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, daily goodies, Feedback, Griefing, Hardcore, Looting, mega base, Minecraft, ocean base, PvP, Rewards, Seasonal, Survival, survivor, Vanilla

BCU Minecraft Network: Second Year

Hi everyone I’m happy to announce the second year of the BCU Minecraft network!

On survival we’ve listened to your feedback, seasons and custom enchantments are gone! This year, the Survival server is all about the vanilla feel. Fresh new map, perfect for building your next mega-base (or ocean base). And to show off those epic creations, we’ve got a fancy new 3D map that lets you zoom and pan in full 360 degrees! View the map here! Don’t forget, you can still snag your daily goodies with /rewards – free stuff just for logging in! Sweet!

This year, we’ve got a brand new Hardcore server for all players who want a tougher challenge! PVP, griefing, looting – it’s all part of the game here. No teleports, no homes, no keeping your inventory after you die! If you do bite the dust – you’ll get a 7-day temporary ban from the game mode (but hey, at least you can still play on survival!).

So whether you’re a seasoned builder or a thrill-seeking survivor, the BCU Minecraft Network has something for you! Hop back on the server and see what’s new!

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LainCraft Server: Rated High for a Reason!

90s, Anime, avant garde, cult classic, Cyberpunk, Existential, GROUNDBREAKING, HIGH, influence, LAIN, LainCraft, Nostalgia, Philosophical, Psychological, rated, reason, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, Thought-provoking, time period, Timeless, Underrated, Unique, Visionary

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are so last decade? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to the future of gaming! Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where Lain is the ultimate ruler and only those who can navigate the digital realm can survive. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the virtual world of Lain!

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CraftyInvest Minecraft Server

30 year horizon, active investing., asset allocation, Ben Felix, CraftyInvest, Financial Advice, Financial Planning, gambler, index fund, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, low iq, market volatility, Minecraft, passive investing, portfolio management, PWL Capital, risk management, Science, Server, smart investing, wealth management

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. Legends say that house is still standing to this day, guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only accept the finest bones as tribute.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest, most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, you’ll never know what kind of craziness you’ll come across next.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns every block of dirt into a dancing llama, and another that lets you ride a giant chicken into battle. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun!

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VacayCraft Minecraft Server

family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family holiday, family relationships, family trip, family vacation, family vacation planning, family vacations, London, Minecraft, mother figure, mother-daughter relationship, motherly issues, Server, vacation planning, VacayCraft

Hey there gamers!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, our custom plugins make it so you can ride the zombies like horses and use them to fight off other players!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the city is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons as weapons. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding watermelons… they tend to get a little messy.

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CardThrowerShowdown

card games, CardThrowerShowdown, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family disputes, family dynamics, Game Rules, middle daughter, oldest daughter, parenting decisions, playing cards, sibling arguments, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., skip bo, temper tantrum

Looking for a Minecraft server where sibling rivalry reaches epic levels? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and chaos of family game night every day!

Join us for a chance to witness intense skip bo games that escalate into full-blown card throwing battles. Watch as players accuse each other of cheating, yell at each other to stop peeking at their cards, and ultimately unleash their inner rage in the most hilarious ways possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky server where every game is a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just remember to keep your cards hidden at all times!

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, dream job, early retirement, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, hobbies, Investments, leisure activities, luxury lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, passive income, personal development, Relaxation, self improvement, Server, stress relief, Time management, travel, work-life balance

Are you tired of the real world where you have to work for a living? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams without a care in the world! Imagine having an income of $150,000 a year and never having to work again – that’s the reality on our server!

Join us and spend your days building extravagant mansions, exploring vast landscapes, and battling dragons with your friends. Who needs a job when you can live a life of luxury in the virtual world? So come on, join our server and live the high life without lifting a finger!

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BlockyBlasts: The Future’s Oops

addiction, BlockyBlasts, future generations, FUTURES, harmful habits, harmful substances, health risks, long-term effects, lung cancer, nicotine addiction, Oops, preventable diseases, public awareness, public health, respiratory diseases, smoking cessation, smoking dangers, smoking epidemic, smoking-related illnesses, societal impact, tobacco control, tobacco industry, tobacco regulation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start attacking you. But don’t worry, they’re just here to steal your loot and challenge you to a dance-off! And that’s just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and into a secret underground lair filled with treasure? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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PensionReformRage

activism, controversial, economic reform, France, France Unbowed, Government, Leftist party, legislation, Macron, opposition, OVERTURN, pension reform, PensionReformRage, policy, Politics, progressive, PROTESTS, Retirement, social justice, social welfare, workers’ rights

So, like, picture this: a Minecraft server where the Leftist party France Unbowed is like, taking on Macron’s pension reform. It’s like, total chaos, man! You gotta join this server to see the epic battle between the two sides. Will Macron’s pension reform stand strong or will France Unbowed overthrow it all? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude! Plus, there’s like, free diamond armor for everyone who joins because why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy Minecraft showdown!

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