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NordicWarzone

Alliance, Approval, Conflict, cooperation, decision, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, finland, international relations, Military, NordicWarzone, Peace, russia, solidarity, strike, Support, Sweden, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine all day? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Sweden and Finland have approved Ukraine to strike Russia with their weapons on it! Can you believe it?! Join now and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you witness epic wars between countries, but you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes! And if that’s not enough, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! It’s like a fairy tale, but with explosions and chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have flying pigs and laser eyes?! Let’s get weird, my friends!

Doubly SMP

Adventure, building PVP, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, friendship, gaming factions, minigames creative, PvP, Roleplay, servermultiplayer, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Emeralds Found:	1625

Welcome to Doubly SMP! We hope you come and find your new adventure in our brand new server! Let’s make a great community together!

doublysmp.khplay.nl:56728

Justice Battle Minecraft Server

Analysis, Band, battle, best, comparison, Dance, debate, Duo, EDM, electronic, electronic duo, Electronic Music, Favorite, French, iconic, influential, Justice, Minecraft, Music, opinion, Popular, Server, TALENTED

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for determining which Justice League member reigns supreme! Join us as we settle the age-old debate of who is the best Justice League member through epic battles and challenges. Will it be Superman with his super strength and laser eyes, or maybe Batman with his gadgets and brooding attitude? Who knows, maybe Aquaman will surprise everyone with his underwater skills! Join now and witness the craziest showdowns you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

BBC Fucks Real Minecraft SMP

adult content, Amateur, BBC, Discreet, Diverse, exclusive, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, fucks, hidden gems, interracial, Minecraft, non-porn, OF accounts, Private, real, real women, secret accounts, sexual content, smp, taboo, Underground, white women

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground society of real, regular white women who are obsessed with BBCs! Join us for a chance to witness these wild encounters and maybe even participate if you’re lucky. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets reality TV, but with a lot more blocky action. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

LovelessCraft: Marry for XP, Care for Diamonds

baking, care, Caring, comfort, Commitment, Companionship, Cooking, diamonds, Elderly, ENGAGEMENT, Kindness, lonely, love, LovelessCraft, Marriage, Marry, Pension, relationships, retired, Safety, Teacher, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft? Well, join our server and find your Paul! Our server is filled with kind and sweet players just waiting to care for you. Just like how Paul cares for our player, you’ll never feel alone again!

Don’t worry about being rich, just like Paul, our server is comfortable and cozy. With a community of players who are willing to engage and wait for you to join their adventures, you’ll feel right at home.

So come on, join our server and find your Paul today! Who knows, you might even end up getting engaged in-game! Just remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the companionship and love you’ll find on our server.

CraftyCostumeCraze

attire, Character, COSPLAY, costumes, CraftyCostumeCraze, creativity, Daily, dress up, FANTASY, funny, humor, imagination, office, Outfit, quirky, Ridiculous, Themed, themed days, Unconventional, Unique, work

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself diving into a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds!

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you see our costume parties! Every day is a new theme, from dressing up as a potato to strutting your stuff as a disco-loving llama. So grab your pixelated party hat and join us for a week of non-stop costume madness that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

UkraineCraft2024

administration, Adviser, biden, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, Presidency, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2024, united states, world affairs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3199
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can help biden put ukraine in the “best position”? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u!

come join us and help biden navigate the treacherous world of minecraft politics as he tries to make ukraine the most powerful nation in the game. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to build a diamond wall around the entire country to keep out those pesky creepers.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and be a part of biden’s epic quest to make ukraine great again in minecraft!

CSS Minecraft Server: So Good or Nah?

Competitive Gaming, CSS, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming opinions, gaming technology, gaming trends, gaming updates., Good, graphics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nah, Nostalgia, online gaming, review, Server, video games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Oh honey, this Minecraft server is better than a diamond sword enchanted with unbreaking 1000! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including a flying pig mod that lets you ride around on a bacon-powered hovercraft. And let me tell you about our custom minigames – ever wanted to play Spleef on a giant ice cream sundae? Well, now you can! Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have learned to stop exploding and start giving hugs instead. So come join us, because this server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action!

Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP

communication skills, cultural sensitivity, dumb, educational resources, EFL, English, English language learners., esl, language accessibility, language adaptation, language assistance, language barriers, language comprehension, language development, language education, Language Instruction, language learning, language proficiency, language support, Language Teaching, Minecraft, simplifying language, smp, teaching strategies

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Magic Items Found:	3055	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mines Excavated:	1711
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9636	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

UnseenBeautiesMC SMP

Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, animal lovers, animal stereotypes, Animals, beauty, Creatures, Exotic animals, misunderstood, misunderstood animals, misunderstood creatures, Nature, negative reputation, Perception, smp, stigma, unappreciated, underrated beauty, UnseenBeautiesMC, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	New Chunks Explored:	851439
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the pranks – we’ve had players turn entire villages into giant mazes just for fun!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because of the animals. Forget about the usual cows and sheep – on our server, we have a whole zoo of exotic creatures roaming around. Ever seen a pink llama with a top hat? How about a panda riding a horse? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!