Thordan VII Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CSS Minecraft Server: So Good or Nah?

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchantments Applied:	211
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Oh honey, this Minecraft server is better than a diamond sword enchanted with unbreaking 1000! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including a flying pig mod that lets you ride around on a bacon-powered hovercraft. And let me tell you about our custom minigames – ever wanted to play Spleef on a giant ice cream sundae? Well, now you can! Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have learned to stop exploding and start giving hugs instead. So come join us, because this server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action!

Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP

communication skills, cultural sensitivity, dumb, educational resources, EFL, English, English language learners., esl, language accessibility, language adaptation, language assistance, language barriers, language comprehension, language development, language education, Language Instruction, language learning, language proficiency, language support, Language Teaching, Minecraft, simplifying language, smp, teaching strategies

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	New Chunks Explored:	973803
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

UnseenBeautiesMC SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	8495	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the pranks – we’ve had players turn entire villages into giant mazes just for fun!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because of the animals. Forget about the usual cows and sheep – on our server, we have a whole zoo of exotic creatures roaming around. Ever seen a pink llama with a top hat? How about a panda riding a horse? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

EdgeWorld Selfies

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	884	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where people think the Earth is flat? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a realm where the Earth is as round as a juicy watermelon! Our server is the perfect place for all you globe-believers out there who want to explore a world that actually makes sense.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the elusive edge of the world. Will you discover the truth about the Earth’s shape, or will you fall off the edge and into the abyss? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of penguin warriors who are hell-bent on protecting the Earth’s roundness at all costs. Join forces with these feathery fighters and take on the Flat Earthers in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove once and for all that the Earth is round, just like a delicious pizza!

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Ping Gura Minecraft SMP Frame Tweet

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our pings are so unpredictable, you’ll never know when you’ll be notified about Gura’s tweets or Panko’s latest shenanigans. It’s like playing a game of hide and seek with your notifications, but the prize is joining in on the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

CraftySisterBetrayal

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Farms Harvested:	279	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are pixelated chickens! No need to worry about your husband blabbing your personal business to your sister, because on our server, the only gossip is about who built the best castle!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members getting in the way. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about anyone spilling your virtual tea.

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is your plans to leave the computer. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

BlockBuster10 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8441
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie marathon on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the ultimate Minecraft villain. So grab your popcorn, sharpen your pickaxe, and get ready for the movie of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!