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/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

Country, desuarchive, draw, Edition, general, Housewife’s Bull Edition, migrants, Minecraft, Previous thread, Proactive, question.., Refugees, Senran Kagura, senran related, Shinobi, shinobi school, sksg, Slutposting, smp, Thread, Trash, Welcoming, Write

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9187

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Account.., banner, description, Donations, GIF, Grief, Griefersky, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, PARWORLD, Pirate, Private, Russian, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crops Grown:	6073	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Towns Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

parworld.run.place

Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

blocky, DIRTY, long tail, Midwest, Midwest babe, Midwest girl, Midwest seductress, Midwest slut, Midwest temptress, Midwest vixen, Midwest woman, Minecraft, Missouri, Missouri slut, Naughty, promiscuity, promiscuous, Provocative, scandalous, seductive, Server, slut, taboo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Employee, employee behavior, employment termination, Ethics, HR, investigation, Justice, Kidnapped, KIDNAPPING, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, misconduct allegations, rape, smp, steve, Workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

cute, demure, introspection, Minecraft, personality traits, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, self-understanding, Server, Similarities, vivi, Vivis

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?

Up or Down Minecraft SMP

Analysis, back and forth, Choices, contemplation, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, down, fluctuation, hesitation, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, Minecraft, movement, pondering, pros and cons, Reflection, smp, uncertainty, up, weighing options

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only build up and down? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build sideways, diagonally, and even upside down if you want! We’ve got gravity-defying builds that will make your head spin (literally)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!

Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server

action games, Attack, Auto, auto attacking, avoidance, Combat Mechanics, digital worlds, dislike, ENGAGEMENT, Game Mechanics, gameplay styles, Gaming, Immersion, interactive entertainment, Minecraft, personal opinions, player control, player preferences, Preference, role playing games, Server, strategy, user experience, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2605	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5625	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have banned auto attacking because we believe in good old-fashioned manual labor. That’s right, no more lazy players just sitting back and letting their swords do all the work. Join us and experience the thrill of actually having to swing your sword yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!

I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

Abuse, aggression, aggressive behavior, anger, assault, danger, emotional harm, fear, Gonna, harm, hurt, hurt you, i’m gonna hurt you, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, physical harm, Revenge, smp, threat, threatening behavior, violence, violent intentions, Warning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.