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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3741 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 8350 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 573371 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 432 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.