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  • Mouth Microbe Mayhem

    Mouth Microbe Mayhem

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    join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

    Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

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    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

    Features

    Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
    World Map (dynmap)
    Bedrock support (Geyser)
    Unlimited Homes
    No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
    KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
    Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
    Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
    Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

    Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there land claiming? No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
    Can I have multiple homes? Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
    Do you support Bedrock edition? Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
    Is there a limit to player inventory? No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
    How can I join your Discord server? You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Witchfire Minecraft Server

    Witchfire Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

    Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

    BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

    Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

    So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeekCraft Warriors

    WeekCraft Warriors

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    On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

    MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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    Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Eco Trash Bash

    Eco Trash Bash

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

    Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

    So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a world border on the server? No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
    Are there any rules on the server? There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
    Can I claim land or protect my builds? No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

    FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

    Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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