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BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Towns Built:	6	Ores Mined:	4633
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	7555	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3532
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Emeralds Found:	5883	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, cannabinoid, cannabinoid research, cbg, CBG benefits, clinical trial, cognitive function, double-blind study, Gaming, human trial, intoxication, memory enhancement, memory enhancement effects, memory recall, MemoryCraft, mental health, placebo-controlled study, stress reduction, stress relief, stressfree, whole plant cannabis, word recall

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Magic Items Found:	6851	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

81978162, blockparty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Animals Bred:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.

PanicCraft Minecraft Server

adult rec league, anxiety, Communication, Decision making, depression, Guilt, husband, infant, mental health, Minecraft, panic attack, PanicCraft, parenting, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self-care, Server, sleepless nights, stress, Support, Volleyball, Wife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Alien Abductions:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3273	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!

NoBoysAllowedCraft

alcohol, alienation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, creeps, Defending, defending friend, defending partner, Disrespect, Friend, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, kicking out, NoBoysAllowedCraft, Party, setting boundaries, social gatherings, standing up for self, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!