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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9987
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Towns Built:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	439	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

ClimateCraft: Wildfire & Heat! 🔥🌿

attribution, belief in climate change, climate change, climate change awareness, climate change beliefs, climate change impact, ClimateCraft, Confidence, democrats, Experience, extreme heat, extreme weather events, extreme weather perception, Heat, linking, negative impacts, political affiliation, republicans, US adults, weather attribution, weather events, Wildfire

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!

83 IQ Minecraft Server

alcohol, child development, cognitive abilities, developmental disorders, environmental influences, family history, fetal alcohol syndrome, genetic factors, intelligence, iq, learning disabilities, low iq, maternal behavior, maternal health, mental health, Minecraft, Mother, neurodevelopment, online test, Pregnancy, prenatal care, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	32238
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics,” where players compete in explosive events such as the TNT high jump and the sprint through a field of landmines.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and your sanity, come join us on our server. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get crazy!

SoccerCraft Minecraft Server

camaraderie, Challenges, Competition, Dedication, Defeats, determination, football, games, goals, growth, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Passion, perseverance, Server, SoccerCraft, sports, success, Support, TEAM, Training, victories

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Towns Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of kicking around a boring old soccer ball in Minecraft? Well, come join our server and kick around a giant diamond-encrusted pig instead! That’s right, our football journey will have you scoring goals and dodging creepers like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Soccer Wizard, who can teach you secret spells to make your opponents trip over their own feet or turn into chickens. Plus, rumor has it that if you score a hat trick, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Goalpost Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your football journey today! Who knows, you might even become the next Messi of Minecraft.

CampCraft: Indigenous Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, camp opportunities, campcraft, Caucasian, children’s files, colleagues, Conflict, fair, Guidelines, homeless shelter, indigenous, Indigenous families, Indigenous organization, Minecraft, Partnership, Partnerships, priority, Race, racism, scholarship, Server, Siblings, social worker, summer camp, white child

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crops Grown:	9230
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t spark joy in your virtual life? Look no further, because our server is like a children’s museum…but on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of making tough decisions, just like our social worker friend here. You’ll have to choose between siblings, Indigenous kids, and even Caucasian kids for that one coveted spot on our server. Will you be called racist? Will your colleagues be FURIOUS with you? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – drama is guaranteed!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other opportunities for you to enjoy on our server. From trampoline parks to zoos, the fun never ends! So come on down and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that is our Minecraft server. Who needs a children’s museum when you’ve got us?

MacBookMayhemCraft

autism, birthday gift, Boundaries, Chromebook, Communication, Conflict Resolution, education, ENTITLEMENT, family, friendship, high school, laptop, macbook air, macbook pro, MacBookMayhemCraft, parenting, PS5, repair shop, roblox, spoiled brat, Technology

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, free from entitled brats stomping on your MacBook Pro. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without worrying about any Legos being thrown at your precious creations.

Forget about entitled kids demanding access to your laptop, on our server, everyone is equal and respected. No more worries about smashed screens or broken keyboards – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting. Who needs a PS5 when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure instead? Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – having a blast in our Minecraft server!

CraftyCashGrab

brand loyalty., conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, designer brands, excessive spending, extravagant purchases, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, lifestyle inflation, Luxury items, materialistic culture, overpriced products, retail therapy, retail trends, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you’ll be so entertained, you’ll forget all about wasting money on things like diamond-encrusted toilet seats and solid gold toothbrushes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your quest for riches and glory!

FrozenFundsFTW

blinken, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, economic sanctions, financial aid, foreign policy, frozen funds, FrozenFundsFTW, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israeli prime minister, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, palestinian authority, Palestinian funds, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political pressure, US Secretary of State, US-Israel relations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Emeralds Found:	4499
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanna be like a diplomat or something? well, THIS SERVER is the place for u! u can build ur own embassy and negotiate with other players to release frozen funds for ur country! it’s like real life but in minecraft! plus, u can ride llamas into battle and have dance parties with creepers. come join us for the most epic diplomatic minecraft experience ever!

EgoCraft: Where Standards Are Made!

conformity, EgoCraft, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, narcissism, societal acceptance, societal behavior, societal conditioning, societal conformity, societal control, societal expectations, societal influence, societal manipulation, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, Standards, toxic masculinity, unrealistic beauty standards, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from societies dumb standards and be whoever you want to be! be a buff dude with luscious locks or a fierce warrior princess with a beard, we don’t judge! our server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and pigs fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Sunday).

we have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s not active). our community is full of wacky characters who will make you laugh until you pee your pants (but please don’t actually pee your pants, that’s gross).

so come join us on our minecraft server where the only standards are the ones you set for yourself (and maybe the occasional rule about not griefing, but that’s just common sense). let your freak flag fly and have a blast with us!