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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crops Grown:	5096	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

BookWormSMP

best book, bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, book review, bookish, bookworm, BookWormSMP, classic literature, contemporary fiction, favorite book, Fiction, literary, Literature, must read books, non-fiction, Novels, page-turner, reading, top reads

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1194
Dragon Eggs Found:	513	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

NoTalentRichFame

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	184	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Measles Vax Forever Land

childhood vaccination, disease prevention, herd immunity, Illness, immunization, infectious diseases, Jab, Land, long-term immunity, Measles, MMR vaccine, mumps, Protection, public health, rubella, study, under-10s, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine safety, Vax

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3509	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

application, Builder, Community, community-centered, custom-world-generator, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, Friends, Game, Java 1.21, Longevity, march 2024, MelioSMP, part, PRANKED, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, technical player, Terraforming, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Villages Defended:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2274
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	New Chunks Explored:	314537

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Emeralds Found:	3988	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ores Mined:	2727
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite video games, first video game, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming technology, gaming trends, interactive media, NoobGamerMinecraftSMP, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Video Game (Industry), video games, virtual entertainment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8307
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!