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Lolis Protect Minecraft Server

Anime, bad actors, cute, deities, Effective, Fan Service, FANTASY, GATES, Guardians, hobbies, Lolis, MAGICAL, Manga, Minecraft, Protect, Protectors, Roleplay, Server, shotas, Small, STRONG, Supernatural

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where lolis are the key to protecting your precious hobbies! These small deities will fend off any bad actors trying to ruin your fun, but here’s the catch – the more fan service you give them, the stronger they become! Sorry shotas, you’re just not as effective in this realm.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a sprinkle of questionable fan service. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on, join us and let the lolis guide you to victory (and maybe a few awkward moments)!

Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Minecraft, sais, smp, VIE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of exploding. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate and you can eat it for a boost of energy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Acne vs Marriage Minecraft Server

acne, Boundaries, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional exhaustion, emotional impact, emotional outburst, Family issues, Generational conflict, Marriage, marriage problems, Minecraft, parental criticism, parental dynamics, parents, personal boundaries, personal space, relationships, Resentment, self esteem, Server, snappy remarks, teenage angst

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family drama like this poor Minecraft player? Well, come join our server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more pesky parents pointing out your acne, just pure, blocky fun. Plus, if you ever feel the urge to make a snappy remark, just type it in the chat and watch the chaos unfold. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

BroTaxBlocker

BroTaxBlocker, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family inheritance dispute, family relationships, favoritism, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance distribution, inheritance rights, property taxes, sibling rivalry, will dispute

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3399
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, inheritance drama, and GoFundMe campaigns!

Just like Jason trying to get his hands on that sweet inheritance money, you’ll be fighting tooth and nail to claim your spot on our server. Will you be the one left out of the will, or will you come out on top like a true Minecraft champion?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through family feuds and financial struggles. And hey, if you need help with your taxes, just set up a GoFundMe – it worked for Jason, after all!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of inheritance drama like never before. Who needs a boring old will when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, Happiness Love Health Time Experiences Freedom Security Knowledge Comfort Peace of mind Opportunities Quality Relationships Memories Education Travel Luxury Wellness Fulfillment Success

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Animals Bred:	121
Star Shards Collected:	228	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Forget about money, the best thing you can get is a spot on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true! So if you want to live out your wildest dreams in Minecraft, join our server now and who knows what magical adventures await you!

BelugaSpyCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, Beluga whale, BelugaSpyCraft, covert mission, Endangered species, Espionage, espionage allegations, espionage controversy, espionage scandal, espionage tactics, intelligence operation, marine intelligence, marine life, marine mammal, Minecraft, Russian Spy, Server, Shot, Surveillance, undercover, undercover operation, Whistleblower, wildlife conservation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crops Grown:	6401	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

so like, u ever heard of a beluga whale being a spy? well, on our server, we got beluga whales that are legit russian spies. they swim around, gathering intel and stuff. it’s like a whole underwater espionage mission going on. join our server to uncover the secrets of the russian spy beluga whales. plus, they drop cool loot when u defeat them in battle. it’s like a spy thriller but in minecraft. come join the fun and see if u can outsmart these sneaky whales.

PutinHuntersMC

arrest, controversy, criticism, criticizes, current events, Diplomacy, EU, european union, Failing.., Failure, international relations, law enforcement, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinHuntersMC, russia, summit, Visit, world news

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where EU is all like “Mongolia, why u no arrest Putin?” Like, what even is happening in this world? But forget about all that drama, come join our server instead! We have Putin as a secret playable character and you can totally arrest him if you want! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around everywhere. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

AI CHIEF – Cancer Crusher & Gene Genie

advanced algorithms, AI tool, Artificial Intelligence, Cancer, cancer cell detection, chief, computer vision, crusher, data analysis, deep learning, DNA patterns, Gene, Genes, génie, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, Medical research, Precision medicine, predicting patient outcomes, State-of-the-art, Technology, treatment response, tumor origin identification

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	143050
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW AI TOOL CALLED CHIEF DAT BEATS ALL DA OTHER AI TOOLS BY 36 PERCENT! DIS TOOL CAN DETECT CANCER CELLS, FIND WHERE DA TUMORS COME FROM, PREDICT HOW PATIENTS GONNA DO, AND SPOT GENES AND DNA STUFF FOR TREATMENT! U AIN’T GONNA FIND DIS KINDA TECH ANYWHERE ELSE, COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET CHIEF BLOW YO MIND!

What is the IP for Joe Knows Minecraft Server?

Joe, Minecraft, nba 2k25, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1401	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	3

Joe Knows is a seasoned expert in the field of digital marketing and entrepreneurship. With over a decade of experience, Joe has helped numerous businesses improve their online presence and grow their revenue through strategic marketing campaigns. Known for his innovative ideas and results-driven approach, Joe is dedicated to helping businesses achieve their goals and reach their target audience effectively.

Rustlecraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies play banjos!

alliances, banjos, Chunk claiming, Competition, Cowboy, CREEPERS, Destruction, Discord, hats, INCLUSIVE, Low Population, Minecraft, Modded, Play, player freedom, PvP, rp, rules, Rustlecraft, Safe Environment, scientist, Server, social server, Spells, stealing, traffic, wear, wizard, zombies

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Rustlecraft Server Overview

Server IP	64.74.111.46:26408 (All of Fabric 7 – Version 2.4.5)
Description	Rustlecraft is a server that encourages RP and friendly competition. PVP, stealing, and destruction are allowed. Player freedom is prioritized with options for both cozy and dangerous gameplay.
Additional Information	https://discord.gg/XwPwZhDN

FAQs

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Indiscriminate griefing is not allowed. The server aims to maintain a fun and dynamic environment, not one filled with destruction.

Q: Are there specific rules regarding player conduct?

A: Yes, the server strictly enforces rules against harassment, the use of slurs, and hate symbols. An inclusive and safe environment is prioritized.

Q: How long has the server been active and what is the current player traffic?

A: The server has been around for about a month, and the player traffic is relatively low at the moment. Joining now won’t put you behind most players.