thirty-three years of hurt Minecraft Servers

thirty-three years of hurt Minecraft Servers

  • OldManCraft SMP: 55YearsOfHurt

    OldManCraft SMP: 55YearsOfHurt
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 4460
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

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    Are you tired of the constant disappointment in sports? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! We’ve got over 55 years of hurt in football, 35 years of hurt in basketball, 33 years of hurt in baseball, and 24 years of hurt in hockey. But fear not, because in our world, you can finally experience victory and success! Join us and turn your luck around in the most epic way possible. Who needs real sports when you can dominate in Minecraft? Let’s break the curse and start winning together!

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  • Eat The Dirt

    Eat The Dirt
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 903
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    A very simple Minecraft server that tries to break away from the hustle and bustle of mainstream servers. Our community will welcome you with open arms; Are you ready to commit? (You can join from nearly any version)

    51.161.86.175:25569

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  • Redstone Realms

    Redstone Realms
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3207
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4779 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

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    Welcome to RedstoneRealms!

    Embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with RedstoneRealms! Our server offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay that will keep you entertained for hours. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone on RedstoneRealms.

    Features:

    Custom Plugins: Experience unique gameplay with our custom plugins designed to enhance your gaming experience. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players who are passionate about Minecraft and eager to make new friends. Epic Builds: Explore stunning player-built creations and get inspired to create your own masterpiece. Events: Participate in regular events and challenges to test your skills and win awesome prizes. Join us today and start your adventure on RedstoneRealms!

    RedstoneRealms.mcserv.fun

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  • Old McDonald Had a SMP, E-I-E-I-O! Join the Farmtastic fun today!

    Old McDonald Had a SMP, E-I-E-I-O! Join the Farmtastic fun today!
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 9943
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Buildings Constructed: 15
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 383
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TraphouseSMP
    Description BRAND NEW SMP SERVER just opened today! Very welcoming, chill grind, laid back SMP. Completely vanilla with cool plugins like a Discord feature for added fun. Come join us!
    IP Address traphousesmp.xyz
    DISCORD Join our Discord server

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, the server is completely vanilla with some added plugins for enhanced gameplay.
    What can I do on the server? You can enjoy a chill SMP experience, build, explore, and interact with other players. The Discord feature adds an extra level of fun!
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. Check them out on our Discord server.
    Can I invite friends to join? Of course! We encourage you to bring your friends along for the adventure on TraphouseSMP.

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  • Mio’s Late Night Minecraft Server

    Mio’s Late Night Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 6722
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

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    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have more fun than watching Mio play with children’s toys at 4 in the morning! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life meme. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mio herself, still playing with those toys and living her best life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server #2022

    VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server #2022
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 4199
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3686 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2022! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

    Join us if you’re 18+ and ready to dive into a world of selfcest with our Selfcest Edition avatars. We’ve got everything from anime models to tech resources (furry thread is down the block, sorry furries!).

    Looking for some avatar guidance? Check out our guide to avatars utilizing the VCC, or grab OpenVR Advanced Settings for some playspace mover action. And if you’re feeling adventurous, download VRC Fury to simplify toggles and animations – it’s a real game-changer.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to spice things up with some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? Look no further than Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – it’s like magic for your hands.

    Feeling frisky? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, or get down and dirty with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3-pointers. And if you’re all about those shaders, Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 has got you covered.

    But the real fun starts with the Physbones tutorial – give yourself jiggling titties, floppy cock, whatever your heart desires. And if you’re in the market for a male/boy model, we’ve got a list just for you.

    Don’t miss out on our upcoming events, like Drive on June 26th at 8pm EST (no sex unless you’re Ryan Gosling, sorry not sorry). So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vrlg/ and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpeedyBlockz

    SpeedyBlockz
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 5673
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing the roar of engines outside your window while trying to peacefully mine for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict ban on loud car enthusiasts! Join us and never have to worry about your virtual peace and quiet being disturbed by obnoxious revving ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a speed demon who will challenge you to race around the block in your pixelated minecart. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and let the spooky shenanigans begin!

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  • LoserCraft: First or Last?

    LoserCraft: First or Last?
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 2291
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Chimeras Created: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

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    join this minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the biggest losers in the world! we have a special competition for all the losers out there, where you can compete to see who is the ultimate loser of them all. maybe you’ll come first, maybe you’ll come last, but either way, you’ll fit right in with our community of misfits and outcasts. come join us for a chance to embrace your inner loser and have a laugh at yourself while you’re at it. who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way!

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  • OneGoodBox

    OneGoodBox
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 924
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The best minecraft box server. We have Autocompressors, Kind staff, Grindable keys, No p2w and much more!

    g1.gamehoster.fi:30442

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  • Scriptures SMP: Where things get holy but also a little crafty! Join now for divine survival adventures with a twist!

    Scriptures SMP: Where things get holy but also a little crafty! Join now for divine survival adventures with a twist!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3799
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 40

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    Scriptures Survival: A Brief Overview

    — Scriptures Survival is a unique Minecraft server blending traditional survival gameplay with the immersive elements of an Alternate Reality Game (ARG). Players embark on a journey to discover and solve intricate puzzles, each leading to powerful, mystical rings. These rings grant special abilities and offer hints about the location of the fabled Grand Scripture.

    Key Features:

    Intricate Puzzles Mystical Rings Game Master Role Decay Mechanic
    Solve multi-step challenges involving ciphers, coordinates, and riddles hidden throughout the world. Each season, a new ring can be found, offering unique powers and clues to the ultimate mystery. The player who finds the ring becomes the next season’s Game Master, designing puzzles for others in collaboration with the server’s developers. Each time a ring is found, the world experiences a slight decay, adding a layer of challenge and balancing the gameplay.

    The Game Master is the player who finds the current season’s ring. Once the ring is found, a short break period follows to set up for the new season. During this time, the Game Master:

    • Selects the Next Ring: Chooses the ring for the upcoming season.
    • Designs Puzzles: Collaborates with developers to create the puzzles leading to the next ring.

    Once the server starts the Game-Master:

    • Holds Power: Acts as the authoritative figure over the land, akin to a one-person United Nations.
    • Establish Rules: Enacts new rules and regulations for the server.
    • … (and more roles listed in the provided content)

    Can Be Overthrown: The Game Master can be overthrown by other players.

    Ring Must Be Taken: To overthrow the Game Master, their ring must be taken from them, transferring their power and responsibilities to the new ring bearer.

    To apply, Please find the Read-Me channel. https://discord.gg/ACQNRMDdeA

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  • VoiceCraftMC: Pay to Play!

    VoiceCraftMC: Pay to Play!
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9566
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors to narrate your every move! Imagine mining for diamonds while Morgan Freeman cheers you on or battling creepers with Arnold Schwarzenegger as your hype man. It’s like living in your own action movie!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” or a skeleton doing the Macarena.

    Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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