thirty-three years of hurt – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

OldManCraft SMP: 55YearsOfHurt
24 years of hurt, 33 years of hurt, 35 years of hurt, 55 years of hurt, 55YearsOfHurt, baseball, Basketball, fifty-five years of hurt, football, Hockey, OldManCraft, smp, thirty-five years of hurt, thirty-three years of hurt, twenty-four years of hurt
Are you tired of the constant disappointment in sports? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! We’ve got over 55 years of hurt in football, 35 years of hurt in basketball, 33 years of hurt in baseball, and 24 years of hurt in hockey. But fear not, because in our world, you can finally experience victory and success! Join us and turn your luck around in the most epic way possible. Who needs real sports when you can dominate in Minecraft? Let’s break the curse and start winning together!

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AnonCraft Minecraft Server
AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, gripping narrative, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 199541172, novel, page-turner, plot twist, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending, unknown
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs through the skies, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding rainbow creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunt that leads to a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).

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MommaBear’sFatShameDefense
#breastfeeding, body image, Boundaries, criticism, Defending, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, fat shaming, Gaslighting, generational trauma, mom, MommaBearsFatShameDefense, Motherhood, postpartum, RELATIVES, self esteem, self worth, societal expectations, Support, weight gain
Are you tired of dealing with judgmental family members who think they can comment on your weight and parenting skills? Come join our Minecraft server where no one cares how many pounds you’ve gained postpartum or how many hours of sleep you’ve had! Our community is all about supporting each other and having a good time, without any fat-shaming or baby-bashing nonsense.
We have virtual milk supply-boosting foods that will keep you energized and ready to take on any Minecraft challenge. Plus, our in-game workouts will have you shedding those pounds in no time (not that you need to, we love you just the way you are!).
Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – no matter what the scale says. See you in the game!

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CraftyCrafter’s Minecraft Server
CraftyCrafters, internet persona, long tail tags, Minecraft, online identity, online presence, online username, personal history, reddit, reddit community, reddit history, Reddit username, Reddit username origins, Reddit username story, Server, story behind, tags, username, username choice, username creation, username inspiration, username meaning, username origins
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BlockBusters: Cure Creepers!
blockbusters, CREEPERS, cure, disease burden, disease control, disease elimination, disease eradication, disease outbreak, disease prevention, disease research, disease transmission, Disease treatment, eradicate disease, global health, health disparities, health equity, health interventions, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, infectious diseases, medical advancements, power to heal, public health
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbows, and riding on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with creepers, build a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes.
So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even discover the cure for a disease while you’re at it. 😉🐲🌈🥔

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AxisCraft Minecraft Server
authoritarian regimes, AxisCraft, Dangerous, Defense, Ex-army chief, Geopolitics, global conflict, historical comparisons, international relations, Military, military aggression, military alliances, military history, military strategy, military threats, Minecraft, Nazis, new axis powers, political instability, SECURITY, Server, world war, WW3 warning
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! so there’s this epic Minecraft server run by an ex-army chief who’s seen some serious shiz on the battlefield. he’s out here warning everyone about WW3 and saying these new axis powers are more dangerous than the Nazis, like whaaat?! but don’t worry, he’s also got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real world drama and just build some dope creations with your homies. join now for a chance to survive the apocalypse and show off your mad building skills, cuz why not?! let’s get crafting, fam!

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KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft
aggression, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, Destruction, footage, International, kyiv, KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft, Military, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why you should totally come hang with us. First off, we got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond blocks instead of eggs. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama party down there, I swear.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.

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BigBrainCraft
Beliefs, BigBrainCraft, Body Sizes, Brain and Body Sizes, brain evolution, brain size, Centuries, Challenging, clarify, controversy, data collection, dataset, Evolution, Larger Animals, long-held beliefs, Proportion, Proportionally Bigger Brains, scientific research, scientists, species
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraf servr? well, let me tell u sumthin, we got animals on dis servr dat will blow ur mind. dey got tiny brains but dey big af! it’s like dey defying all logic and stuff. scientists be scratchin their heads tryna figure out how dey do it. join dis servr if u wanna see some wack brain evolution in action. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join us and be part of dis brainy revolution!

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CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Bait, bfe, collab discussion, cute boys, CuteBoysMC, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, genderbends, Gosling, grave rave, hornyposting, indie, Male, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, Server, shitposting, Stars, tribalfags, Ultimate, VT, Yumejoshi
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our Grave Rave Edition server is the place to be! We welcome all Stars, Niji, and Indie fans, as long as your male character is cute enough to hang with us.
Love BFE and gosling? No problem! Feel free to express your love for your oshi without any judgment. But sorry ladies, no female drama allowed here. Save that for the rest of the internet!
Looking to self-promote? Nah, not here. Head over to our sister server, wvt, for all your shilling needs. And remember, ignore all the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re all about having a good time here.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposter run wild. Just leave those genderbent males at the door – they’re not welcome here. See you in the Grave Rave Edition server, where the party never stops!

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OrcCraft Minecraft Server
#youtube, Charset., HOT Pot Edition, Minecraft, OP Template, Orc, OrcCraft, Platform, Randon General, randonneuring, Server, twitch, twitter, UTF-8., VOD Archive, Widgets
Welcome to the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so hot, it’s like playing Minecraft in a sauna! Your character will be sweating buckets while mining for diamonds.
2. We have a secret underground potluck party every Friday night where players bring their favorite dishes to share. Who knew Minecraft could be so delicious?
3. The server owner once tamed a creeper and now it follows them around like a pet. It’s the most explosive friendship you’ll ever see.
4. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant hot tub out of lava and had a pool party. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits.
5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare items and diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?
So come join us on the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure you won’t find anywhere else!

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FriendshipFails Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of losing friends over silly reasons like not sharing your diamonds or accidentally setting their house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing with friends!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy build competitions, and the chance to prank your buddies with exploding chickens and hidden traps. Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to laugh with and create unforgettable memories?
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have your friends begging to be a part of your Minecraft crew once again!

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