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Love Block Adventures

Adventures, aging couples, Agreement, BLOCK, Communication, discrepancy, emotional connection, frequent sexual activity, Happiness, Intimacy, long-term commitment, long-term relationships, love, marital quality, marital satisfaction, older couples, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sexual compatibility, sexual expression, sexual frequency, sexual satisfaction, Spouses

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	7062
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	87
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where older couples come to play together and build stuff, right? like, they all get along in their sexy time and do the dirty deed a lot, and guess what? their marriages are like, super awesome! they’re all happy and stuff because they’re getting it on all the time. but then there’s this other group on the server where one spouse is like, nah, i’m good, i don’t wanna do it. and guess what? their marriages suck! they’re not happy at all because they’re not getting any action. so, like, if you wanna have a happy marriage in minecraft, come join us and get freaky with your partner all day long! it’s the key to success, bro!

GamerSphere

Economy, gaming multiplayer survival towny relaxation moderation grief protection plugins McMMO Harbor community fun adventure exploration building PVP economy crafting mobs quests, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Discover your new Minecraft home GamerSphere is a crossplay Towny survival server designed with relaxation in mind. Our server includes active moderation, grief protection, game-enhancing plugins such as McMMO and Harbor.

mc.gamersphere.net

PixelCUP

activities, Cobblestone, Community, Creative, Curseforge, Discord, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, INTERESTING, Minecraft, modpacks, modrinth, multiplayer, Not P2W, PixelCUP, Server, Simple, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Potions Brewed:	133
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

PixelCUP ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɪѕ ᴀ ѕɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴏʙʙʟᴇᴍᴏɴ ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʀɪᴇѕ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ѕɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ѕᴀᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀᴅᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇѕᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛɪᴇѕ. – ᴏᴜʀ ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɪѕ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘ2ᴡ ѕᴇʀᴠᴇʀ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴊᴜѕᴛ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ѕɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ.

ModPacks Links https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelcup https://modrinth.com/modpack/pixelcup

Discord Server https://discord.gg/RT8qTvgDCc

mc.pixelcup.xyz

Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Vanilla with a Side of Drama and Prizes! 🍏🔥

Competition, Datapack, Discord, Drama, Experience, Gapple, Minecraft, multiplayer, Points, Prizes, PvE, rules, Server, Side, Skeletons, spawn ship, Spiders, Survival, TEAM, top scoring players, ultra hardcore, ultrahardcore, Vanilla, WEEKLY, zombies

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3118	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 268 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Server	Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.proDirect IP: 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Scoring includes +1 per minute you stay alive and +1 per experience point earned.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ultra-Hardcore mining?

Ultra-Hardcore mining is a style of gameplay in Minecraft where players have only one life and cannot regenerate health naturally. It adds an extra level of challenge to the game.

How can I earn a revive back to the Overworld?

If you die on the server, you have the chance to earn a revive by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

What are the server rules?

Players are expected to play fair and friendly. The use of client-side mods that give unfair advantages, hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients are not allowed on the server.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack?

The Apocalypse DataPack includes various modifications to the game, such as players killed by zombies becoming zombies themselves, enhanced skeletons, and unique abilities for other mobs.

Is PvP enabled on the server?

Yes, PvP is enabled on the server, but there are no teams. It is a Free-For-All environment where players can engage in PvP if they choose.

Fancy Niggas Minecraft Server

Adventure, classic, console, dragon force, Epic battles, Fancy, FANTASY, fantasy world, Gaming, Let’s Play, Minecraft, niggas, Nostalgia, playthrough, retro gaming, role-playing game, RPG, saturn, sega, Server, Shining Force 3, strategy, Tactics, video games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Void Armor Forged:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Force, where you’ll battle dragons, conquer kingdoms, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of Shining Force 3 references to keep you entertained.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon creepers at will (but don’t worry, he’s on our side).

But the real reason you should join is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: a horde of players charging into battle on the backs of flying pigs, armed with nothing but diamond swords and a thirst for victory. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s pure Minecraft magic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the game, gamers!

Booty Bounce Minecraft SMP

ASS DRUK ass druk Ass Druk druk ass ASS Druk, BOOTY, bounce, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	805759
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to ASS DRUK, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base full of diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds and become the llama king or queen!

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant toilets. Don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him.

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a pack of werewolves and goes on a crazy rampage through the virtual world. It’s chaos, but it’s also a ton of fun!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity doesn’t exist. You can build your dream house up there and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below.

So what are you waiting for? Join ASS DRUK today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

HeightBoost Minecraft Server

body image, bullying, family dynamics, Fatherhood, growth spurt, height inserts, HeightBoost, Insecurity, middle school, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, peer pressure, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, social acceptance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	8804
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as tall as those shoe inserts your son wanted? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to grow 3 inches overnight and become the tallest player in the game!

We understand the struggle of wanting to stand out, which is why we offer height-enhancing power-ups to help you reach new heights (literally). No need to worry about bullies or feeling small when you can be the biggest player in the game!

Join now and show off your newfound height to all the other players. Who needs shoe inserts when you can grow taller in Minecraft? Don’t be short on fun, join our server today and reach new levels of gaming greatness!

BabyBlockerCraft

baby, BabyBlockerCraft, bad mom, bug, compassion, covid, EXCITEMENT, family, Father, germs, health, immune system, immunizations, Mother, overprotective, rainbow baby, rules, shots, Sickness, Tension, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of keeping your virtual babies safe and healthy! Just like this player’s real-life baby, we prioritize cleanliness and germ-free interactions in our pixelated world.

Join us if you want to protect your Minecraft baby from virtual illnesses and keep them safe from unwanted kisses and face-touching. Our server is the perfect place for all the overprotective virtual parents out there who want to shield their pixelated offspring from any potential harm.

Don’t worry about being judged or criticized for your parenting decisions here – we support you in your quest to keep your Minecraft baby happy and healthy. And if anyone tries to argue with your rules, just tell them it’s all part of the game and they need to respect your virtual parenting style.

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to steal each other’s virtual babies. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

LifeCraft: The Ultimate Glow-Up

glowup, goal-setting, inner peace, life changing, LifeCraft, mindfulness, mindset shift, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-transformation, transformation, Ultimate

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will literally change your life! Join us and you’ll find yourself transformed into a Minecraft master in no time. Our server is so epic, players have reported growing an extra pair of virtual arms just from playing here. Don’t believe us? One player even claimed they turned into a Minecraft chicken after spending too much time on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a life-changing experience!

Maduro’s Minecraft Server: CIA Assassination Plot!

Assassination, assassination plot, cia, controversial accusations, diplomatic tensions, disputed allegations, foreign affairs, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, international relations, interventionism, Latin America, Maduros, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, Plot, political turmoil, Propaganda, regime change, security threats, Server, south america, united states, US, Venezuela

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Crops Grown:	5952
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got all the craziest stuff happening here, man. Like, did you hear about that one time when a bunch of llamas took over the spawn point and started spitting at everyone? It was wild, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll get to hang out with all the coolest players who are always down for a good time. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the adventure begin!