thirsty bartenders – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Yen to Bucks Minecraft Server
Bucks, currency conversion, currency exchange, currency markets, economic exchange, economic transactions, financial transactions, flag industry, flag production, foreign currency, global commerce, international payments, international trade, Japanese economy, japanese exports, japanese flags, Minecraft, payd in usd, Server, trade agreements, usd earnings, usd payments, usd transactions, yen
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Japanese flags are the currency and you get paid in USD! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. 2. The creepers on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of exploding, making for some seriously funky encounters. 3. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. 4. The sunsets on our server are so breathtaking that players have been known to break out into spontaneous interpretive dances while watching them. 5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is filled with nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs boring old diamonds when you can be rolling in Japanese flags and getting paid in USD?

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Blocky Jailbreak: 100+ Quota Riot
100, activism, anti-quota, bangladesh, blocky, Clashes, death toll, demonstration, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Jailbreak, Oppression, Political, Prison, Protesters, Quota, revolt, Riot, social justice, Storm, Unrest, uprising, violence
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a prison break in Bangladesh but without all da death and stuff! We got protesters stormin’ all over da place tryna fight for dem quotas but all u gotta do is join dis server and u can be da ultimate protester, fightin’ for ur rights in a virtual world! Plus, we got like over 100 peeps already joinin’ so u know it’s gonna be lit AF. So come on, join dis server and let’s start a revolution in da world of blocks and pixels!

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WINBORN SMP. A Nations SMP: where our semi-vanilla is actually just vanilla with a sprinkle of drama!

Active, building, Community, Creative, Discord, Drama, Economy, Events, Farmer, Glory, GOLD, Medieval, Nations, Plugins, PvP, R6HE5CW5tw, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Towny, Transparent moderation, Vanilla, Villain, Wars, Winborn

Winborn SMP Overview

Features	Towny, Wars, Events
Description	Choose to be a villain or a simple farmer, go for gold and glory
Community	Transparent moderation team, upcoming events and developments
Discord	Join our Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join as a new player?	Yes, new players are welcome to join!
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord server for the rules and guidelines.
How can I participate in the events?	Stay updated on the Discord server for event announcements and instructions.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed during Wars or designated areas.

MineIndieCraft Server
MineIndieCraft, Server
Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like the Gay Edition of Minecraft, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers (because we only hang with the VIPs, darling).
Why join this server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands! This server is for the elite, regardless of the language they stream in. Plus, we have a strict requirement that you must be a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers to join the fun.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for shilling your 499view oshi because, let’s face it, averages fluctuate wildly. And don’t worry, even if your favorite vtuber is a corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have a single member with over 1000 CCV, they are welcome here.
Join us for some Minecraft madness and check out our /lig/ Numbers, Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and so much more! We even have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) and upcoming birthdays for you to celebrate. And let’s not forget about the ducks…yes, we have a special section just for ducks.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, it’s all about the VIPs and the indie vtubers here. See you in the game!

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AbsLick Minecraft Server
#workout, abs, AbsLick, Admiration, attraction, Body, craving, desire, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, fitness journey, fitness motivation, gym, Lick, longing, Minecraft, Muscles, Physical, Server, six-pack, stomach, Toned
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of our players who claimed to have licked Herobrine’s abs and gained superhuman strength. Yes, you heard that right – licking abs equals superpowers on our server! So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your taste buds too)!

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BlockyBoysGayPlay
acceptance, acceptance in the family, BlockyBoysGayPlay, coming out, Communication, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, equality, family, Gay, LGBTQ, love, parenting, pride, relationships, society, Son, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding
What would you do if your son was gay? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so fabulous, even the creepers wear rainbow tutus. We have rainbow-colored sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground club where all the Endermen let loose and do the Macarena. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as queer as a pink sheep, come join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!

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Old Coffee server with no sprinkles and only the cool kids allowed

Active, Allowed, BUILD, Chill, coffee, Community, Cool, Creative, Discord, Economy, Established, Events, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, Kids, Mature, No Griefing, plug ins, PvP, quaint, Server, Small, smp, sprinkles, Survival, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Version	Mods
Vanilla	Newest	QoF mods allowed (e.g. Mouse Tweaks)

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	The server is a vanilla Minecraft server with the option to use quality of life mods.
What version of Minecraft will the server be on?	The server will be on the newest version of Minecraft.
Are streaming encouraged on the server?	Yes, streaming is encouraged on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server.
What might the server be called?	The server might be called Concrete SMP.

CostumeCraft Minecraft Server
bonus costumes, CostumeCraft, Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server has bonus costumes that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends! Want to dress up as a giant banana wielding a diamond sword? Done. How about a flying unicorn with laser eyes? We got you covered. Join our server and strut your stuff in the most outrageous costumes you can imagine!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to turn dirt into diamonds just by giving the Blocktopus a high-five. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to stumble upon this majestic beast?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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MissionMinecraft Server – WorstMissionEver
annoying video game missions, challenging missions, difficult video game levels, frustrating missions, game missions, hardest video game missions, infuriating missions, infuriating video game challenges, MissionMinecraft, rage-inducing video game tasks, Server, terrible video game levels, unbearable missions, video game, Video Game Challenges, video game frustration, Video Game Rage, worst mission, worst video game mission, worst video game objectives, worst video game quests, worst video game tasks, WorstMissionEver
Are you tired of boring old missions in video games that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageously terrible missions that will have you questioning your sanity!
Join our server and embark on quests like “Find the Invisible Chicken” where you have to search for a chicken that is literally invisible. Or how about “Parkour Across Lava Pits with One Leg Tied Behind Your Back”? Trust us, it’s as fun as it sounds!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon, who is known for randomly exploding into a shower of rainbow sparkles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers and disco skeletons!
So why waste your time on boring missions when you can join our server and experience the most hilariously awful quests in Minecraft history? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

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BoomerSplit Minecraft Server
advice, awkward, Bonding, BoomerSplit, business transaction, common interest, Communication, elderly friend, Etiquette, Expectations, fashion, fashions on the fields, friendship, horse racing, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Prize money, race day etiquette, Server, stylist, Wedding, Winnings
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are built on blocks and not on unexpected demands for payment! Join us for a chance to win virtual fashion contests and make friends who won’t ask for a cut of your winnings 9 months later.
Our server is filled with horse racing enthusiasts who love to dress up and compete in fashion shows. Who knows, you might even find a hat and purse to borrow from a fellow player, without any hidden fees attached!
So come on over and experience the thrill of virtual horse races, fashion competitions, and drama-free friendships. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a fun time!

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