thirdies – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Creeper’s Paradise Minecraft Server

CREEPERS, cultural self-hate, identity issues, Indian, Indian self-hate, Internalized Racism, mental health, Minecraft, Paradise, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-hate in society, self-hating, self-hating Indian, self-hating Indian existence, Server, societal pressure, third world self-hate, thirdies, thirdies cunt, thirdies self-hate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild jungle full of crazy adventures and hilarious moments waiting to happen.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Dance Party with the Ender Dragon” and “Hide and Seek with Herobrine.” Plus, our server is so advanced that we have diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock and enchanted armor that turns you into a flying pig.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost Mines of Derpiness!

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The First Time This Year Minecraft SMP Where There’s Football Throughout

Board, Competition, EUROS, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, games, goals, League, Matches, Minecraft, Players, premier league, Rivalry, Season, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, thirdies, Time, touchdowns, weekend, year

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have premier league matches here, but we do have epic battles and crazy adventures that will keep you on the edge of your seat all weekend long.

Join us and leave your euros and thirdies behind because this server is only for the true warriors of Minecraft. From building insane structures to fighting off mobs with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your skills in a world where anything is possible and football is just a distant memory. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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Noobies R Us Minecraft Server

aspirations, Australia, better places, cultural influence, dream, idealized destinations., immigrate, international relocation, know any better, learn, long tail, Minecraft, movies, moving to America, new zealand, Noobies, Server, tags, third world countries, thirdies, TV series, world

Are you tired of dreaming about moving to America like a thirdie who only knows about the world from movies and TV shows? Well, forget the land of the free and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why settle for the US when you can experience the wonders of Australia and New Zealand right from your computer screen?

Join us and embark on epic adventures down under, where you can ride kangaroos into battle and tame wild kiwis as your loyal companions. Build your own Outback oasis or create a bustling city in the heart of Middle Earth. The possibilities are endless in our virtual land of Oz and Kiwiland!

So say goodbye to the American dream and say g’day to the ultimate Minecraft experience. Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs Hollywood when you have kangaroos and kiwis at your fingertips?

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Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

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ChickensCluckin’ Minecraft Server

animal fighting, barbaric, Behavior, Blood Sport, brutality, chickens, ChickensCluckin, cockfighting, Competition, Cruelty, culture, Entertainment, Ethics, fascination, inhumane, Minecraft, morality, Psychology, Server, Spectator sport, thirdies, tradition, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chickens reign supreme and battle it out in epic death matches for the amusement of all players! Join us for the most cluck-tastic showdowns you’ve ever seen as these feathered warriors peck and claw their way to victory.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where players can place bets on their favorite fowl fighters. Will it be the feisty red hen or the cunning black rooster? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday night where players can dress up as their favorite chicken and compete in a hilarious dance-off. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player trying to do the chicken dance while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

So why do thirdies like to watch chickens kill each other so much? Because on our server, it’s not just about watching – it’s about joining in on the fun and experiencing the clucking madness for yourself. Join us today and prepare for a poultry-filled adventure like no other!

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Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

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ThirdieTrouble Minecraft Server

attention seeking, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Drama, emotional turmoil, envy, group dynamics, identity crisis, Insecurity, International, Jealousy, lack of empathy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Problem, self worth, Server, social comparison, thirdies, ThirdieTrouble, validation seeking

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! No more dealing with fake thirdies trying to ruin your fun, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure rainbow, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of cheese? Join now and become a part of our wacky Minecraft family!

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Medieval Misfits: Where Thirdies and Incels Unite to Build Epic Blocks

ancient history, belonging, blocks, BUILD, Community, Curiosity, Epic, exclusion, fascination, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, Incels, Interest, knowledge, Medieval, medieval history, misfits, Nostalgia, Obsession, Significance, society, thirdies, Traditional Culture, Understanding, unite

Are you tired of being surrounded by thirdies and incels who can’t stop blabbering about ancient history and traditional culture? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave those boring conversations behind as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Creeper, battle against a horde of zombie knights, and build your own castle complete with a moat of lava (because why not?).

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only history that matters is the one you create with your fellow gamers. So why waste your time with thirdies and incels when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

comparison, criticism, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, GIT, GUD, home, inferiority complex, Insecurity, mental health, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, societal pressure, strength, thirdies, Weakness

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

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VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

blocks, BREAKING, building, CONSERVATIVE, controversial meeting, controversy, extremism, far right leader, far-right party, German politics, germany, JD Vance, leader, Meeting, meeting with far-right party, nationalism, political dialogue, Political discussion, Political Engagement, Politics, right wing, taboo-breaking, Taboos, VanceCraft

so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

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Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

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CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

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CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

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CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!

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RabbitHoleRage

Communication, comorbid disorders, dieting, education, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Healthy Eating, medical field, mental disorders, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, personal boundaries, RabbitHoleRage, restrictive diets, scientific research, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and fun that you won’t even remember why you were arguing with your brother about carnivore diets and big pharma.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.

Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

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UnicornJuggler Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, UnicornJuggler

Bro, have you ever tried to tame a pack of wild llamas while riding a pig in Minecraft? It’s like trying to juggle creepers while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! But that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got the craziest challenges and the wackiest adventures waiting for you.

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

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AmbassadorXtraterrestrial

#announcement, acceptance, Alien Ambassador., alien encounter, Ambassador of Earth, AmbassadorXtraterrestrial, Contact Earth, Cosmic Connection, diplomatic relations, Earth’s Representative, Extraterrestrial Communication, Friendly Aliens, global communication, global unity, Identity, Intergalactic Diplomacy, intergalactic relations, interstellar communication, Special Selection, unique opportunity, Universal Peace

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest alien ambassador dreams! Picture this: you, decked out in a shiny spacesuit, representing Earth to a group of friendly extraterrestrials. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special “Alien Ambassador” roleplay event where you can negotiate intergalactic treaties, explore alien worlds, and even ride in a spaceship (virtual, of course). Plus, who wouldn’t want to be the chosen one by aliens? So come on, join us and show those aliens why you’re the best ambassador Earth has to offer!

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