Thirdies MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Creeper’s Paradise Minecraft Server

self-acceptance, Server, cultural self-hate, self-hating Indian, thirdies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild jungle full of crazy adventures and hilarious moments waiting to happen.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Dance Party with the Ender Dragon” and “Hide and Seek with Herobrine.” Plus, our server is so advanced that we have diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock and enchanted armor that turns you into a flying pig.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost Mines of Derpiness!

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The First Time This Year Minecraft SMP Where There’s Football Throughout

Fans, year, League, Soccer, Minecraft

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have premier league matches here, but we do have epic battles and crazy adventures that will keep you on the edge of your seat all weekend long.

Join us and leave your euros and thirdies behind because this server is only for the true warriors of Minecraft. From building insane structures to fighting off mobs with nothing but a carrot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your skills in a world where anything is possible and football is just a distant memory. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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Noobies R Us Minecraft Server

learn, tags, dream, third world countries, movies

Are you tired of dreaming about moving to America like a thirdie who only knows about the world from movies and TV shows? Well, forget the land of the free and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why settle for the US when you can experience the wonders of Australia and New Zealand right from your computer screen?

Join us and embark on epic adventures down under, where you can ride kangaroos into battle and tame wild kiwis as your loyal companions. Build your own Outback oasis or create a bustling city in the heart of Middle Earth. The possibilities are endless in our virtual land of Oz and Kiwiland!

So say goodbye to the American dream and say g’day to the ultimate Minecraft experience. Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs Hollywood when you have kangaroos and kiwis at your fingertips?

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Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Timmy, Community, insults, culture, timmys

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

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ChickensCluckin’ Minecraft Server

Behavior, Psychology, morality, Blood Sport, barbaric

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chickens reign supreme and battle it out in epic death matches for the amusement of all players! Join us for the most cluck-tastic showdowns you’ve ever seen as these feathered warriors peck and claw their way to victory.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where players can place bets on their favorite fowl fighters. Will it be the feisty red hen or the cunning black rooster? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday night where players can dress up as their favorite chicken and compete in a hilarious dance-off. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player trying to do the chicken dance while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

So why do thirdies like to watch chickens kill each other so much? Because on our server, it’s not just about watching – it’s about joining in on the fun and experiencing the clucking madness for yourself. Join us today and prepare for a poultry-filled adventure like no other!

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Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

professional development, Afk, Career Growth, Minecraft, Time management

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

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ThirdieTrouble Minecraft Server

Insecurity, Problem, Minecraft, misunderstanding, group dynamics

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! No more dealing with fake thirdies trying to ruin your fun, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure rainbow, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of cheese? Join now and become a part of our wacky Minecraft family!

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Medieval Misfits: Where Thirdies and Incels Unite to Build Epic Blocks

Obsession, heritage, IMPORTANCE, Incels, Community

Are you tired of being surrounded by thirdies and incels who can’t stop blabbering about ancient history and traditional culture? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave those boring conversations behind as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Creeper, battle against a horde of zombie knights, and build your own castle complete with a moat of lava (because why not?).

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only history that matters is the one you create with your fellow gamers. So why waste your time with thirdies and incels when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

home, resilience, self esteem, strength, GUD

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

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Kharkov’s LOLcraft: Where Creepers Fall and Players Rule!

Conflict, Ukraine, Kiev regularly being deprived of electricity, American elections, collapse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where Kharkov is falling, Ukie air defenses are gone, and Kiev is regularly being deprived of electricity. It’s like playing Minecraft in a war zone, but don’t worry, our Ukie lines are on the verge of collapse so you can join in on the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! This war will be over in time for the American elections, and it will be bad news for Biden. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged? So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with explosions, power outages, and political intrigue. You won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

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