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‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8818
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

CraftyPlotTwist

CraftyPlotTwist, Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life surprises, life’s plot twists, life’s surprises, life’s unexpected changes, life’s unexpected events, life’s unexpected experiences, life’s unexpected journey, life’s unexpected surprises, life’s unexpected turns, life’s unexpected twists, personal growth, plot twist, twists and turns, unexpected events, unexpected outcomes, unexpected plot twists, unexpected turns

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	581

Are you ready for a plot twist like no other? Join our Minecraft server and experience mind-blowing twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. But wait, it gets crazier – the llamas start speaking in Shakespearean English and challenge you to a rap battle for the diamonds! Can you out-rhyme these lyrical llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons drop sick beats on the turntables. Join the party and show off your best dance moves while dodging exploding creepers – it’s a party like no other!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

MissileMayhemMC

aerial surveillance, defense systems, geopolitical tensions, global news, international news, Iranian missiles, Israeli air base, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military intelligence, Military operations, military strike, missile attack, missile defense, MissileMayhemMC, national security, npr, regional conflict, satellite images, security threats, Surveillance technology

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

lol omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Iranians are tryna take it down with missiles 😂 like, they saw how awesome our builds were and got jelly, so they tried to bomb us but we just respawned and kept on building 😎 join now and show those missile-launching noobs who’s boss on this server that’s so fire, even Iran can’t handle it 🔥🚀 #minecraft4life

Danish Hamlet Speak Server

ambiguity, canonically, Characters, Danish, Danish language, Drama, english literature, famous lines, Hamlet, in-universe, language barriers, linguistics, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary theory, Play, Server, Shakespeare, speak, Theater, translation, uncertainty, Wording

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4086	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the characters speak danish but the game is in english. it’s like a parallel universe where shakespeare is actually a danish playwright. join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate confusion of not knowing what the heck anyone is saying! also, rumor has it that if you build a replica of hamlet’s castle, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake. it’s totally legit, trust us. come join the madness and see what other wacky surprises await you in this twisted version of minecraft!

TNT Tumor Takedown – Minecraft Server

cancer cell apoptosis, Cancer Cell Destruction, cancer cell elimination, cancer cell resistance, cancer immunotherapy, cancer research, cancer treatment, cytotoxic effect, immune escape mechanisms, immune system, immunotherapy, ISB 2001, Minecraft, multiple myeloma cells, Server, T-Cell activation, takedown, Targeted therapy, Tnt, trispecific T cell engager, tumor, tumor cell killing, tumor cell targeting, tumor cytotoxicity, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1482	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	694300

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got trispecific T cell engagers up in here that will straight up wreck those pesky tumor cells in your body. like, forget chemotherapy, just hop on our server and let the T cells do their thang.

we also got some next level immune escape mechanisms for all you hardcore players out there. ain’t no myeloma cells gonna stand a chance against our crazy OP weapons and armor. join now and be part of the most epic battle against cancer in minecraft history.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s kick some tumor butt together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. #minecraftcurescancer #trispecifictcellengagersftw

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where pumpkins rule the land and everyone crafts like a boss!

Boss, changelog, Community, Crafts, Curseforge, custom events, Discord, Features, Homes, Ip:, Land, minecraft server, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, Quests, RPG, rule, Skies, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, Tpa, Upcoming

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG]?

A: The server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG] is pr2.pumpkraft.net.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the servers?

A: PvP is toggleable on the servers, allowing players to choose whether they want to engage in PvP or not.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, regular custom events are held on the server for all players to participate in and enjoy.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

blockparty, Book, cdda modlist, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod performance, mod recommendations, Mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, rocketman, Server, Steam, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a blast! We don’t welcome Dwarf Fortress here because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Want to boost your performance? Download the Performance Fish and Rocketman mods – they’ll have you flying through the game in no time!

Looking for some laughs? Check out Tynan’s “amazing” book – it’s a meme, but hey, it’s worth a read. And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just pirate them first to try them out. Don’t worry about performance issues, we’ve got a spreadsheet to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders – we want your Minecraft experience to be as smooth as possible. See you in the game!

Never Going To Get To France Minecraft SMP

Adventure, courage, Destination, determination, doubt, dreams, Exploration, France, Hope, Journey, Lyrics, Mary Queen of Chance, Minecraft, Music, never give up, perseverance, Queen of Hearts, smp, song, travel, uncertainty, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1928	Crops Grown:	9665
Zombie Dances:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

GF-Free Weekend Retreat

Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, Friends, GFFree, Girlfriend, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal time, quality time, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Retreat, self-care, social life, Space, time away, weekend

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, we’ll be with you every day of the week, but don’t worry, we’ll give you some alone time on the weekends… unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉

Our server is packed with non-stop action, just like this guy’s relationship! Get ready for some intense gameplay, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that).

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget! Who needs alone time when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? 😉

KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood embarrassment, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood misunderstandings, childhood naivety, childhood stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, funny beliefs, funny stories, growing up, kid beliefs, KidBelievedMinecraftSMP, misconceptions, naive beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5289	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

BlockySelfAcceptance

BlockySelfAcceptance, imperfections, Insecurity, personal flaws, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of struggling with your insecurities and self-doubt? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves princesses? Done. Want to be a master builder who creates jaw-dropping structures that put the Taj Mahal to shame? Easy peasy. Want to be a talking llama who runs a successful llama-themed bakery? Uh, sure, why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where self-acceptance is as easy as placing a block. Join us now and embrace your inner llama!