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CreeperCrusaders

arrogance, bad hygiene, being close-minded, being controlling, being disrespectful, being inconsiderate, being judgmental, being manipulative, being unreliable, CreeperCrusaders, dishonesty, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, unattractive behavior

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	535	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8978

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid all the unattractive things in life! We guarantee that no one will ever do anything uncool like wearing socks with sandals or double-dipping their chips here. Our server is a haven for only the most attractive and stylish players who know how to build the coolest structures and slay the most epic mobs.

But beware, if you do anything unattractive like building a dirt house or wearing mismatched armor, our resident fashion police will come after you with their diamond swords! So join our server now and let your inner beauty shine through in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine

armored vehicles, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense cooperation, denmark, dispatch, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Leopard tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, nato, Netherlands, Peacekeeping, tanked, Ukraine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mines Excavated:	1010

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have 14 leopard tanks ready to be dispatched to Ukraine within weeks! why do we have tanks in a minecraft server you ask? well, because we like to keep things interesting and who doesn’t want to ride a tank through a blocky world? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the land with our tank army! plus, where else can you find tanks in a minecraft server? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out! join now and let’s roll out!

DateCraft2030

Advancements, Calendar, Clarity, confusion, Consistency, date formats, DateCraft2030, digitalization, efficiency, Future, mm-dd, mm-yy, Modernization, organization, progress, simplification, standardization, Technology, Time, uniformity, years ahead

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IN 8 YEARS WE GONNA BE LIVIN IN THE FUTURE AND WON’T HAVE TO WORRY BOUT DATES NO MORE. U CAN BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DINOSAURS TIMES AND RIDE A T-REX. ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS BE THROWIN PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. PLUS, U CAN RIDE A PIGEON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON. SO JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

AvianFluGoneViral

avian, avian influenza, AvianFluGoneViral, COMPREHENSIVE, genome, genome sequencing, honing, Human, human-to-human transmission, INFECTIONS, influenza, multidirectional, multidirectional infections, Risk, sequencing, species, step, transmission ability, Virus, worrying

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and zombies that do the cha cha slide. but wait, there’s more!

did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.

Bloom SMP: Where vanilla is semi, English is spoken, and crossplay is encouraged!

active community, Bloom, crossplay, discord server, encouraged, English, Events, friendly administrators, friendly environment, Grief Protection, multiplayer, Semi, Semi Vanilla, smp, spoken, Vanilla, Version 1.21., Website

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Votes:	4098	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6281
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	The server supports versions 1.9 – 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7946	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and be part of a community where creepers are actually friendly and pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so social that even the Ender Dragon attends our weekly tea parties. Yes, you heard that right, the Ender Dragon loves a good cup of Earl Grey and a chat about the latest gossip in the Nether.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players. Rumor has it he’s a master at blending in with the environment, so good luck finding him!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest, most social Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Minecraft SMP: AEWcameraSux

aew, AEWcameraSux, broadcast quality, camera work, cinematic wrestling, cinematography, film major, media production, Minecraft, production value, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, television production, tv show, Visual Storytelling, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion, wwe, youtube show

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Emeralds Found:	7978	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of watching Minecraft SMPs that have the production value of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like the Avengers of Minecraft SMPs – epic, action-packed, and full of plot twists that will leave you screaming “OMG” in the chat.

Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. We have more drama than a soap opera, more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan film, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of something truly legendary. Who knows, you might even become the next big Minecraft superstar. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – from building a giant chicken statue to accidentally unleashing a horde of creepers on your friends. It’s all in a day’s work for us.

BlockBusterPrison

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like mining diamonds without a permit or building a house without a zoning license.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sheep Liberation Front,” a group of rebellious players who have declared war on all sheep in the game. Join their ranks and help free the sheep from their woolly oppressors!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly? Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the night without getting blown up by a ghostly green monstrosity.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for breaking the rules). Join today and start breaking the law in style!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

aerial threats, airspace safety, aviation disruption, aviation security, balloon incidents, balloon launches, disrupt flights, emergency response, fire hazards, flight delays, KimJongCraft, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea flights, North Korea trash balloons, North Korean provocations, rooftop fire, rooftop fire incident, seoul, Seoul flights, Server, south korea, trash balloons

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up trash balloons like north korea and cause rooftop fires in seoul for funsies! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have chaos and destruction all day every day? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have amnesia, then you might forget but that’s not our fault)! let’s make minecraft great again, one trash balloon at a time!

DroneCraft: Korean Accusations

accusations, aerial footage, China, cross-border incident, diplomatic tensions, DroneCraft, Espionage, foreign nationals, government response, illegal drone video, international relations, investigation, Korean, legal consequences, military technology, national defense, security breach, south korea, Students, Surveillance, territorial violation, unauthorized filming, US carrier

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we do not accuse anyone of illegal drone videos, we just build epic structures and have a blast! plus, our chinese students are top-notch builders who will blow your mind with their skills. who needs drones when you can fly in creative mode? join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter and blocky adventures!