Thinking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

INTJ Craft: Where only the most intellectual players survive…and the rest are just cattle

Strategic, Players, intj, myers briggs, Reserved

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only two types of people you’ll find are INTJs and cattle. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our INTJs are the most strategic and cunning players you’ll ever meet. They’ll outsmart you at every turn and leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But don’t worry, if you’re not an INTJ, you can always join the cattle. They may not be the brightest bunch, but they sure know how to moo in harmony. Plus, they make great companions for your Minecraft adventures. Who needs a trusty steed when you can have a trusty cow by your side?

Join us on this wild and wacky server where the only rule is to embrace your inner INTJ or moo like there’s no tomorrow. Who knows, you might just find yourself herding cattle with a group of mastermind INTJs or plotting world domination with a herd of mooing cows. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

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Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

thinking, crude, dick, Absurd, humor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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ZombieBrains Minecraft Madness: Where Thinking is Overrated!

leisure, Minecraft, unwind, Entertainment, amusing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so fun that you’ll actually lose brain cells if you try to think too hard while playing. Trust us, turning your brain off is the key to success here.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

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Blocky Boot Camp: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Speech, Boot, Reply, thinking about, illegal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking action is not only frowned upon, but also illegal! That’s right, we take our no-action policy very seriously. Thinking about breaking this rule? Think again, because even thinking about it will soon be against the law.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where you can peacefully mine and build without any pesky action getting in the way. Our community is dedicated to upholding the law and ensuring that no one even dares to think about taking action.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of obeying the law in the most ridiculous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so law-abiding and hilarious at the same time?

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BlockBlasters: Where cool kids come to craft and conquer! #KINO

artistic expression, Cool, thought process, cinematography, inspiration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle of insanity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).

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DankCraft: >go outside and see a fat Mexican holding… #minecraftlolz #trendyservers #memesfordays

Improvement, ugly bastard, self-confidence, success, incel

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about fat Mexicans and incels? Look no further, because our server is filled with beautiful white girls with luscious black hair who are just waiting to hold hands with you – no paypig or cuck excuses allowed! Join us and let’s all make it together, ugly bastards unite! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and some TNT for those pesky creepers.

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MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

Volgograd Oblast, Aerial View, damage assessment, military base, Volgograd

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

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Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

cave, ip information, Wiki, Land claiming, master your craft

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP mc.bucketry.net

Bedrock IP mc.bucketry.net:19132

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Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

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Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

Chime, pendulum, Time, Time management, question..

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

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Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

praise, below, SUPREME, King, Lord Bao Bao

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

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