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ChillyCraft Minecraft Server

adjust, adjust weather, chilly, ChillyCraft, climate change, cold, Country, feeling cold, global warming, GOD, humanitarian crisis, Migration, Minecraft, newly arrived, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, seeking asylum, Server, temperature drop, thinking bad, weather, weather adjustment, Winter, wish

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Mines Excavated:	4687	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7236

Are you tired of freezing your pixels off in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server has the most epic weather control system in all of block land! No more chilly nights or rainy days, just perfect weather all the time thanks to our team of weather wizards (not actual wizards, just really good at coding). Join us and never worry about feeling cold again, unless you’re standing on a block of ice, then you might want to invest in some virtual socks. So come on over and bask in the warm glow of our pixel sun, your in-game skin will thank you!

Adventure Isles 1.20

Adventure, car ride, carpooling, dude, Explore, Friends, Fun, hitch a ride, hitchhiking, hitching a lift, Hop in, Isles, Journey, long tail tags: transportation, on the go, ride sharing, road adventures, road buddy, road trip, spontaneous, travel, travel buddy, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	273
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Hey bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical wonderland of pixelated dreams where you can build your own virtual paradise and escape from the harsh realities of life.

You can create epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even fight off creepers with your trusty sword.

Plus, the community is lit AF and full of cool peeps who will have your back no matter what. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

ParentalControl Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Career Growth, Cultural differences, currency gap, family expectations, First world country., INDEPENDENCE, job opportunity, legal work, master’s degree, Minecraft, moving abroad, moving out, overprotective, ParentalControl, pursuing dreams, Relocation, saving money, Server, strict parents, third-world country, toxic family dynamics, toxic relationship

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of overprotective parents getting in the way of your dreams? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your future without anyone holding you back!

On our server, you can create your own virtual world where you are free to pursue your dreams without any interference. Build your dream house, start your own business, or even go on epic adventures without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and leave behind the toxic environment of the real world. Say goodbye to currency gaps, strict parents, and ridiculous restrictions. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building the life you’ve always wanted. Who needs a master’s degree when you can become the master of your own Minecraft world?

PuppyGuiltNoMore

adoption, anger, apartment, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, complex, compromise, Conflict, Distance, Dogs, family, Favor, Girlfriend, Grandma, Gratitude, Guilt, Pets, PuppyGuiltNoMore, RESPONSIBILITY, rules

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than your family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life, where you won’t be guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s responsibilities!

We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.

Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!

PreciousPickle Minecraft SMP

beloved object, beloved possession, cherished belonging, cherished possession, important belonging, important possession, meaningful object, meaningful possession, Minecraft, personal treasure, precious item, PreciousPickle, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental possession, sentimental treasure, significant possession, smp, special memento, treasured item, treasured possession, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Potions Brewed:	21

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn flying through a rainbow made of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a party in your pants but everyone’s invited!

Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.

DiamondsRUs

champagne showers, Designer fashion, DiamondsRUs, exclusive clubs, exotic vacations, fine art collection, fine dining, first-class travel, high-end technology, luxury cars, luxury handbags, luxury jewelry, luxury parties, luxury real estate, luxury skincare, luxury watches, personal chefs, private islands, private jets, Spa treatments, yachts

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	256402

Imagine a world where you can build your own mansion out of diamond blocks, ride a golden horse through fields of emerald ore, and swim in pools of liquid gold. That’s right, on our Minecraft server, you can live out all your wildest rich person fantasies without even having to leave your computer chair.

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!

PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Potions Brewed:	159	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
New Chunks Explored:	234124	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Votes:	6279	Divine Spears Created:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	9848
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Votes:	7630	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ores Mined:	9578
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!