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DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

brain power, BrainPowerVSWill, cognitive ability, Decision making, determination, determination vs intelligence, Focus, Grit, inner strength, intelligence, mental acuity, mental agility, mental endurance, mental fortitude, mental strength, mental toughness, motivation, perseverance, resilience, self-discipline, smp, will power

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	8530
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

TrustCraft: Love Edition

Commitment, Communication, Connection, doubt, Edition, emotions, FAITH, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Support, Trust, TrustCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Buildings Constructed:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocity, brutality, Conflict, crisis management., drone footage, eastern europe, Footage analysis, human rights violations, international news, investigative journalism, media coverage, Military, Minecraft, Server, SlaughterCraft, SLAUGHTERED, surrendering, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian troops, violence, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperz

CASUALTIES, conflict in the Middle East, CraftyCreeperz, extremist groups, gaza, Hamas, Hamas statement, Islamic extremism, Israel, killed seven, Middle East conflict, militant organizations, Palestinian militants, political violence, Statement, Tel Aviv attack, Terrorism, terrorism in Israel, terrorism in Tel Aviv, terrorist attacks, violence

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	641490	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

NoTouchy Door Handles

avoidance behavior, Behavioral Psychology, cleanliness, cleanliness paradox, cleanliness perception, contamination avoidance, Door, door handles, door hygiene, fear of contamination, germaphobia, hand hygiene, handles, hygiene, infectious diseases, NoTouchy, preventive measures, public awareness, public health, public restroom hygiene, sanitation, surface cleanliness, touch avoidance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	52
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2

So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, Animal intelligence, aquatic animals, Communication, dolphin, dolphins, facial expressions, Fun, iScience, Land, Marine Biology, marine life, marine mammals, non-verbal communication, open-mouth behaviors, Play, playful behavior, Playtime, research study, researchers, scientific discovery, smiles, Social Interaction

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8516	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

24/7 server, accidentally, Active players, BLOW, Chest locking, Community, Craft, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, Explore, grow, hermitcraft, Houses, iso, Item Frames, launched, mini-blocs, Mob Heads, new, No Grief, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, VIBES

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Name	ISO SMP
Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Plugin Features	Chest locking with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Deathchest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy NO-GRIEF policy Server online 24/7 Custom armor stand Mini-blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement for the community?	The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any griefing rules on the server?	There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
How can I protect my chests?	You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
What special features does the server offer?	Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

MogMaster Minecraft Server

Bitch, blackopscel, Board, challenge, Competition, conqueror, Domination, formidable, Gaming, glow up, Impressive.., Intimidating, Minecraft, MogMaster, Mogs, Powerful, prowess, Server, skillful, Superiority, TALENTED, Unstoppable, Victory

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	9617
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.

The Beautiful Future Minecraft SMP

American dream, Beautiful, bright future, Future, GREATNESS, growth, Hope, inspiring, Minecraft, nation, opportunity, optimism, positivity, Potential, progress, PROMISING.., prosperity, smp, success, united states, Usa, vision

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the future of the USA is so bright, you gotta wear shades! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!