things we learned from Tidying Up Minecraft Servers

MemeCraft: Telepathic Efficiency

Advanced, Communication, creativity, cultural phenomenon, digital communication, efficiency, humor, information sharing, internet culture, Memecraft, memes, memes as communication, Messaging, online trends, pop culture, social media, social sharing, Technology, Telepathic, telepathy, viral

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	810	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

lol come join this epic minecraft server where memes are like, the ultimate form of communication, like you can literally read minds through memes, it’s like telepathy but with more lolz.

we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.

our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.

join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.

NanoSwitchCraft

advanced materials, big way, circuit design, Durability, durability testing, electrical engineering, Electronic Components, electronic devices, fast switching, ferroelectric material, future technology, high-speed transistors, Impact, innovation, MIT scientists, nanosecond speeds, NanoSwitchCraft, promising technology, revolutionize electronics, semiconductor technology, transistors

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so like, u know how u always want to build stuff in minecraft but ur redstone game is weak af? well, this server got u covered cuz we got new transistors that switch at nanosecond speeds! that’s like, super fast yo. u can build the craziest redstone contraptions ever and they’ll work like a charm.

and get this, these transistors are made out of ferroelectric material so they’re super durable. u can build a redstone door that opens and closes a million times and it’ll still work perfectly. it’s like magic, but with redstone.

mit scientists say this technology could revolutionize electronics, but we’re bringing it to minecraft first. so come join our server and be a redstone wizard like never before. trust me, ur mind will be blown by the things u can create. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Burvtree Zombie Apocalypse Server

Anarchy, Apocalypse, base building, Bloodmoon, bloodmoon event, Crafting, Groups, GUNPOWDER, Guns, guns crafting, Hordes, Iron, java, multiplayer, nicely., Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, survival server, zombie, zombie drops, zombie horde, zombies

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

This is a new SMP server with guns and zombies! Every 7 nights, there is a bloodmoon, that spawns hordes of zombies that can break and build. You better hope you found a base or built one by then, because you will not survive the zombie horde. You can however, stand a chance if you craft the guns that are in this server. The command “/qa craft” can be used to make guns out of iron, gunpowder, and redstone, which all drop from zombies. You may die a few times, but you should be good if you find one of the few groups that are on this server, Nicely go up to their door and ask if you can stay, or hide in their base if you would like. Do whatever you must to survive the apocalypse.

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FantaCraft Minecraft Server

beverage consumption, beverage preferences, carbonated beverages, carbonated soft drinks, cultural drinks, drink habits, fanta, FantaCraft, favorite drinks, fizzy drinks, fruity drinks, fruity soda, global beverages, global flavors, international drinks, international sodas, Minecraft, orange soda, popular drinks, Server, Soda, soft drink brands, soft drinks

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Emeralds Found:	2454
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5707	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	8152	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Magic Items Found:	1430
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Potions Brewed:	154
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ores Mined:	8368	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).