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Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.servermc.xyz USE LA IP: lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com

lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Crops Grown:	1601	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1728
Divine Spears Created:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	124	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3065	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	174	Potions Brewed:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	263	Dragon Eggs Found:	1930
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Items Found:	5702	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6239	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bear Market Minecraft SMP Money Making

10. Bear market profits, 11. Bear market portfolio management, 12. Bear market wealth building, 13. Bear market risk management, 14. Bear market asset allocation, 15. Bear market investment strategies, 16. Bear market economic indicators, 17. Bear market hedging techniques, 18. Bear market diversification, 19. Bear market income generation, 2. Investing in a bear market, 20. Bear market long term investing., 3. Making money in a downturn, 4. Stock market downturn, 5. Financial planning in a bear market, 6. Bear market investing tips, 7. Bear market opportunities, 8. Bear market trading, 9. Bear market survival, Bear, Bear market strategies, making, market, Minecraft, MONEY, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way to make money is by mining and farming? Well, look no further because our server has a unique way for you to make bank even in a bear market!

Join our server and participate in our underground llama racing league! That’s right, we’ve trained llamas to race each other for your entertainment and betting pleasure. Place your bets on the fastest llama and watch as you rake in the diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at our custom mini-games like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Who knew gambling could be so fun in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves, join us now and start making money in the most insane ways possible!