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Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1157	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchantments Applied:	184
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	2941	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

/Gig/ – Minecraft Server

candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

AUTOMATED, Banlists, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, general, Hosts, manual, master duel, Minecraft, Mining, Network, News, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Simulators, smp, stock market, upcoming releases, useful links, Yugipedia

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

BESTIX, Buildings, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Gaming, Heights, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Resources, Server, Survival, Territories, Variety

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	951120	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

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Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	8732
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6047	Emeralds Found:	6778

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Abilities, Adventure, Adventures, animal communication, Anime, blocky, Chopper, fantasy world, giant ability, giant talking ability, Jinbe, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, mysterious powers, one piece, Pirates, Road and Gerd, Server, SHONEN, Strawhats, Supernatural, talk to animals, Talking Animals, Unique abilities

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	647992	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

Create, cubes, DIMENSION, ELEMENTALS, Enchanting, Explore, fairy-kei, fairytale, FANTASY, Hunger Yaymes, HungerYaymes, Hungry, love, MAGICAL, magical dimension, Minecraft, mystical, smp, WHIMSICAL, Yay, YAYLY, Yaymes, yume kawaii, ユニHG原宿Yaycation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Farms Harvested:	248
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!