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Redstone Rush Minecraft Server

#youtube, Digital Media, digital rights, download speed, freedom of speech, government control, internet access, internet policy, internet regulation, Lawmaker, Minecraft, net neutrality, online censorship, online content, Online platforms, online restrictions, online video, Redstone, Rush, russia, Server, social media, streaming, Technology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Animals Bred:	164	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?

but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!

DonetskDodgeCraft

Battle tactics, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Donetsk oblast, Donetsk region, DonetskDodgeCraft, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical tensions, global conflict, international relations, Military escape, military maneuvers, military strategy, Prohres, Russian encirclement, Russian Invasion, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, Ukrainian troops, War Tactics

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops escape russian encirclement in Prohres, Donetsk Oblast! we got crazy battles, epic escapes, and tons of loot to be found!

build your own base and defend it from enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the biggest threats in the land!

we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy and plan your next move.

join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

Eye Spy Craft

10. Nonverbal cues, 11. Mindfulness, 12. Personal connection, 13. Empathy, 14. Social cues, 15. Interpersonal skills, 16. Self-awareness, 17. Eye movement, 18. Analyzing behavior, 19. Eye behavior, 2. communication, 20. Thought process., 3. Perception, 4. Social interaction, 5. Body language, 6. Human behavior, 7. Observation, 8. Awareness, 9. Facial expressions, Craft, Eye, eye contact, Spy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6459	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have players wearing eye patches on both eyes because they can’t decide which eye to look at! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos as you try to navigate through the world with only one eye open. but don’t worry, we have special potions that give you the ability to see out of both eyes at the same time, just be careful not to get them mixed up or you might end up seeing double! join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about eyes and vision.

JavaJoltCraft

#sustainability, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, Arabica coffee, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate effects, climate impact, climate resilience, coffee farming, coffee industry, coffee production, crop diversity, crop resilience, environmental impact, food security, future predictions, global warming, JavaJoltCraft, Robusta coffee

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3532	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s gonna be LIT like a creeper explosion! Why should you join? Well, lemme tell ya a little story…

So, back in 2050, scientists were all like, “Yo, climate change is gonna mess up our coffee supply, man!” And I was like, “Nooooo, not the coffee!” But then they were like, “But wait, Robusta coffee is gonna save the day!” And I was like, “Robusta, you the real MVP!”

So, on this server, we got Robusta coffee trees growing everywhere, giving you that extra boost of energy to mine those diamonds like a boss. Plus, we got pig races every Saturday and a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

So come on down to the server where the coffee flows like water and the diamonds shine like the sun. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise! See ya there, my fellow Minecraft warriors!

BITBLOX

Economy, Multiplayer Survival Creative Minigames PvP Economy Roleplay Skyblock Custom Adventure Pixelmon Faction Vanilla Hardcore Modded BedWars SkyWars Parkour Prison Quests

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	254	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Potions Brewed:	90
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

A fun server to play with your friends. Become the top money player on the server and dominate it.

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SmokeCraft Minecraft Server

#smokecraft, Asks, Decision making, drug use, Friends, invitation to smoke, Minecraft, peer influence, peer pressure, resisting peer pressure, risky behavior, saying no, saying yes, Server, smoke, smoking, social situations, substance abuse, teenage behavior, temptation, want to smoke, what would you do, wwyd

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Votes:	7638	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary enchanted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a pig warrior who can fly on a bacon-powered rocket.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

And if you ever get tired of building your own castle, you can join our exclusive “Ask if you want to smoke with WWYD?” club, where the only rule is to have a good time and make friends with the most bizarre creatures in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlondeForeignerMC SMP

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, Blonde hair, BlondeForeignerMC, character design, character tropes, cultural perception, cultural representation, Diversity, Diversity in media, ethnicity, foreign characters, foreigners, hair color, japanese animation, Japanese media, racial bias, representation, smp, Stereotypes, western influence

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your hair blonde just like those wacky anime characters! Join us for a chance to become the ultimate foreigner in the world of Minecraft and show off your unique style to all the other players. Who needs boring old brown hair when you can have fabulous blonde locks that shimmer in the sunlight? Plus, rumor has it that the blonde hair gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon a giant flying panda to ride around on. So come join us and let your inner anime character shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	4122
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	94	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	8183	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!