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SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8902	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unattractive as you are? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace our inner KV status and give everyone a chance, even if we don’t find them attractive.

Just like how you’re considering going on a date with someone you don’t find attractive, we believe in leading by example and giving everyone a shot at friendship and fun on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond in the rough (literally, in Minecraft terms).

So come on in and join us on our server where cringing at good morning messages is totally normal and where you can unleash your inner hypocritical self in the best way possible. Who needs looks when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Join us now and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

WhySoSMP

cryptocurrency, dump, LTC, market analysis, market anomalies, market behavior, market down, market dynamics, market fluctuations, MARKET MOVEMENTS, market psychology, market reactions, market speculation, market stability, market trends, Trading, unaffected, volatility, WhySoSMP, xmr

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server

a hole, acceptance, body image, bullying, Cake, CakeFaceCraft, crying, dress, emotional, family, Friends, husband, LGBTQ, love, makeup, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacted, sensitivity, Server, smeared, Support, Wedding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	187

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all emotions, even if it means crying over cake! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?

Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!

NoKidsAllowedMC

Boundaries, brother’s kids, damaged belongings, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family respect, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, house maintenance, house rules, NoKidsAllowedMC, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, trashed house

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids wreaking havoc in your peaceful abode? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your own virtual paradise where no mischievous nieces or nephews can ever ruin your day.

On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.

LifeChangingMinecraftSMP

cinematic experience, emotional, eye-opening, Game, game changer, Impact, Impactful, influential, inspiring, life changing, life-altering, LifeChangingMinecraftSMP, memorable, Movie, perspective-shifting, Powerful, Profound, Significant, Thought-provoking, transformative, unforgettable

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	9956	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to impress you with their sick moves! And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So come join us and let your gaming experience be changed for life (literally)!

MineXXXCraft

adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult industry, adult star, alter ego, Entertainment, Erotic, Exotic, fantasy name, fantasy world, Forbidden, Glamorous, Identity, MineXXXCraft, Persona, Provocative, RISQUE, seductive, Sensual, stage name, taboo

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Items Found:	8415
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	6267	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of mining diamonds all day and night on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can become the ultimate adult star of the block!

Imagine strutting your stuff in a pixelated world, turning heads and causing chaos wherever you go. With our custom skins and outfits, you’ll be the talk of the town (or should we say, village?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant chickens to navigating through lava-filled dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover your inner adult star in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

PlasticVapor Minecraft Server

Cheap, circular economy, eco-friendly, Environmental, green manufacturing, innovation, make, materials science, Minecraft, more, Plastic, PlasticVapor, Pollution, recycling, reduction, researchers, reuse, Server, sustainable, Technology, unlock, vaporize, Waste

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	97	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Void Gems Collected:	31

lol join our minecraft server where we have discovered a way to turn plastic into more plastic by vaporizing it with lasers!!! who knew you could save the environment and build crazy plastic structures at the same time?? come join us and witness the magic of plastic recycling in the most absurd way possible. plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? hop on and start crafting with plastic like never before!

MineStrike: Hostage Deal!

collective bargaining, Deal, Demands, employee rights, employment rights, Hostage, hostage deal, industrial action, Israel, labor dispute, labor movement, labor rights, labor union, MineStrike, Négotiation, Press, protest, social justice, solidarity, strike, Trade Union, Worker’s Strike, workers’ rights

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Israel Labor Union declared a strike to press for a hostage deal just to join it! Can you believe it? Like, imagine how epic this server must be if people are willing to go on strike for it.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. We have unicorns riding pigs, dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access.

Don’t miss out on all the fun and chaos. Join now and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate a hostage deal with the Labor Union while you’re at it. Just kidding…or are we? Join to find out!

What is the IP for LEC Minecraft Server?

#LeagueOfLegends, 1080p, 2019, AST, esports, EU, Europe, excel esports, Fnatic, FNC, Full Game, g2, G2 Esports, Game, Gaming, HD, HQ, LCS, League Championship Series, league of legends, lec, lol, mad, mad lions, match, Minecraft, misfits gaming, MSF, NA, North America, og, Origen, Play, PRO, RGE, S04, schalke 04, Server, sk, SK Gaming, SPLIT, Spring, Summer, team vitality, VIT, VOD, vods, XL

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

The League of Legends European Championship (LEC) is a professional esports league based in Europe, showcasing the top teams and players in the popular multiplayer online battle arena game, League of Legends. Established in 2019, the LEC is recognized as one of the premier competitive gaming leagues in Europe and attracts a large global audience. Featuring regular season matches, playoffs, and international tournaments, the LEC provides an exciting and competitive platform for players to showcase their skills and compete for prestigious titles and prize money.

Humblecraft: Vanilla Amplified – The Server Where You Can Hear Steve Sing in Perfect Harmony! Launching Soon on Saturday, Sept 7th!

7th, Amplified, challenge, Collaborative, communal, Community Rules, creativity, disputes, Elite, Engaging, fresh start, handpicked, Harmony, Hear, Humblecraft, Intriguing, Launching, perfect, Player Base, Quality, saturday, selective, Sept, serious, Server, sing, steve, tight-knit, trust-based, Vanilla, vibrant, Vibrant Community

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	202
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Server Name:	Vanilla Amplified Island SMP
Launch Date:	Coming Soon
Server Type:	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Server Features:	– Selective Player Base – Community-Driven Rules – Collaborative Island Build – Exciting World Seed
Application Process:	Strict application process for dedicated players
Server Rules:	Community-influenced rules for fairness and enjoyment
Trust System:	No land claims, trust-based system with CoreProtect

FAQs:

1. When is the server launching?

The server is launching next Saturday. The exact time will be decided based on player availability.

2. How can I join the server?

To join the server, fill out the application form at the following link: Application Form

3. Are there specific requirements to join?

We are looking for dedicated players who are eager to contribute and be part of a close-knit community. A strict application process is in place to ensure a quality player base.

4. Will there be a communal island build challenge?

Yes, for the first month, there will be a collaborative island build challenge where all players work together on a single amplified island to foster a communal gaming experience.

5. How are disputes handled on the server?

We operate on a trust-based system backed by CoreProtect, where no land claims are needed. Disputes are swiftly handled by the admin team to maintain a fair and enjoyable environment.