Thievery Corporation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	38777	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	1508
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	1697
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Items Found:	5158
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Potions Brewed:	59	Star Shards Collected:	181
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Farms Harvested:	604

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	9184
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1221
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.

Self Acceptance Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Craft, Decision making, personal growth, Self, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-contentment, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Votes:	9841	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of all those try-hard servers telling you to change and be someone you’re not, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server. We’re all about accepting yourself just the way you are, no judgment, no pressure to conform. Just pure, unadulterated chaos and fun.

Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!