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Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchantments Applied:	207
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Farms Harvested:	411
Dragons Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Votes:	7483	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6538
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	9740

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	4654	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?