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QueenCraft: Where Females Rule and Blocks Drool

#youtube, blocks, daily basis, Drool, empowerment, female empowerment, female worship, Females, healing, inspiration, meditation, mental health, motivation, Music, positive affirmations, QueenCraft, Relaxation, rule, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, spirituality, Thread, Video

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Crops Grown:	7163
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Towns Built:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Villages Defended:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join now for a wild ride filled with creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons singing karaoke!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even find yourself jamming out to the latest Minecraft parody songs like it’s your new favorite playlist!

AnimeCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii!

animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, Characters, comparison, Competition, creativity, creeper, Entertainment, Expectations, Fans, Industry, Kawaii, mao mao, meets, Popularity, question.., series, Show, Storyline, television, Top, trend, year

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mao Mao’s show? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off.

So why hasn’t there been an anime this year that has topped Mao Mao’s show? Because all the animators are too busy playing on our server and getting distracted by all the epic quests and secret treasure chests!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Boobies Server

Alluring, attractive, blocky, boobies, bosom, breast, Bust, cleavage, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, Lust, mammaries, Nipple, Provocative, Rate her tit, seduction, Sensual, Server, Sexy, temptation, Would you suck it

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7532	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”

MineCrafty Wagie Escape: No More 9-5 Grind!

burnout prevention, career development, coping strategies, employee wellness, Escape, grind, job satisfaction, job stress, less than 24hrs, mental health, minecrafty, next wagie session, productivity, self-care, Stress Management, time constraints, Time management, wagie, work challenges, work culture, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mines Excavated:	3962	Farms Harvested:	271
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

🤣 Yo, listen up! Are you tired of the daily grind in your country? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Imagine this: less than 24 hours until the next wagie session, but instead of stressing out, you can log onto our server and build a fortress to protect yourself from the evil mobs. And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade diamonds for pizza, ride on flying pigs, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll never feel lonely again.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the daily grind and join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, your country’s wagie sessions will seem like a distant memory once you enter our virtual world. 🎮💥🍕

Space Babes and Blocks

Babes, blocks, character design, Diversity, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, futuristic, game development, games, Gaming Community, Girl Power, inclusion, need more, representation, Sci Fi, seriously, Space, space babes, space exploration, Strong Women, video games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	6230
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Welcome to our intergalactic Minecraft server where we are on a mission to recruit more space babes to join our crew! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of our players stumbled upon a rare diamond-encrusted asteroid that led them to a secret alien disco party where they danced the night away with extraterrestrial beings. And that’s just a taste of the adventures that await you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	2420	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Farms Harvested:	750	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Blocky Boats & Battles – Azur Lane Adventure!

A Cookie for Mew, account binding, Adventure, alg, asmr, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Battles, blocky, Blueprints, boats, Casual, Chapayev, cheerleader, CN Tierlist, comet, Cruise Mission, date, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, formidable μ, Guild Spreadsheet, heart-linking harmony, Inazuma maid skin, kongou μ, Lane, le temeraire μ, Lore, Maid, Noshiro μ, ongoing event, PR Research Data, prinz eugen μ, pvp guide, Resources, Rodney META, San Jacinto, schoolgirl, Secrets for Unzen, Sharing Sweet Slumbers, shinano-chan, Ship Tier List, skins, Spider Lily’s Redolence, sports, Story summary, Surfing, swimsuit, Ting An, Upcoming Event, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	125	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our lolzy Minecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire META cruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!

Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!

Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!

Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!

Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky LOL Land

ableism, acceptance, advocacy, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Identity, Intimacy, judgment, Land, lol, love, misconceptions, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1451
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Star Shards Collected:	154	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our Neurodivergent Minecraft server, where things may get a little crazy but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a world where zombies break out into dance parties, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and endermen have a fashion show every Saturday.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is known to take breaks to sip on some potion of invisibility and play hide-and-seek with players.

And did we mention that our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate? Yes, you read that right – mine them and get a sweet surprise!

So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where being Neurodivergent means you’re in for a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and pure ridiculousness.

CartoonCraft: Where One Piece is Just a Cartoon!

animation, Anime, cartoon, CartoonCraft, Chopper, comedy, Fags, franky, japanese, looney tunes, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Parody, Piece, sanji, satire, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, Wan Piss, zoro

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell!

Are you tired of boring, serious servers where everything is taken too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos like it’s a Looney Tunes episode!

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with ridiculous builds, outrageous events, and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Don’t be a Wan Piss fag, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of a Looney Tunes episode!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get looney together!

ZombieWakeUpCraft: Where even the undead know not to disturb your sleep!

1425 e broad st apt 22, apartment living, black people, Community, coon toons, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful neighbors, disruptive behavior, Disturb, disturbance, Diversity, intolerance, late night noise, loud music, neighbors, noise complaints, prejudice, racial discrimination, Sleep, Stereotypes, Undead, urban living, waking up, ZombieWakeUpCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Divine Spears Created:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Votes:	8432	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the residents of 1425 e broad st apt 22 are full of black people who wake you up with loud coon toons!

Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world filled with crazy characters who will keep you on your toes. From zombie dance parties to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon and the mischievous pig riding skeletons. Will you be brave enough to take on these challenges and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those pesky creeper hugs!)